-eating dinner at the table/w sister and dad (side note: the table is very small, we are no more than 2 feet away from each other in a triangle at any time)
Sister: "How did thanksgiving go?"
Me: "Pretty good, it was the regular tradition"
Sister: "Who was all there?"
Me: "Everyone, you know: nan, auntie, etc. no one missing"
Sister: "Oh, was anyone else there?"
Me: "No just the regular crew"
(I **** you not, dad says this 3 seconds after)
Dad: "How was thanksgiving Brian?"
-Sister and I burst out laughing
Sister and I: "DAD WE JUST FINISHED TALKING ABOUT THIS"
Dad: "Oh, who was there?"
Me: "Dad what do you think we JUST finished talking about!?"
Dad: "Snowboarding right?"