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Brilliant tale

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Submitted: 10/07/2012
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User avatar #5 - faithrider ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
i can't seem to get my google translat eto make this understandable...
User avatar #6 to #5 - eonsmashface (10/08/2012) [-]
*a random 12 year old adolescent enters a store, which I was currently located within*
"Yes, I'd like a pack of cigeratte's please."
*cashier proceeds to laugh sutbley to himself*
"It's the law that I need to see some form of Identification to prove you aren't under the age limit."
"I don't require such evidence for I, myself am well above the age limit at 21."
"I apologize for any inconvenience brought upon you, but as you can see, I can''t sell you any cigarette's or any other tobacco products unless you're 18 or older and you have solid evidence to back up your statement"
"Well, to that I say I'm offended and I bite my thumb at you, I also fornicated with your mother, should we meet again, I verily challenge you to a duel, you may feast on my penicular device"
By this time a behemoth guardsman had stepped in to the quarrel to maintain the peace.
"Sir, doth thou haveth a problem? dost though seeketh assistance?"
"yes, this naive refuses me the right to buy a bundle of cigarettes, brethren!"
"Well, I may ask you to leave this establishment until you provide proper evidence that you are indeed 21, until then!"
The kid, disheartened grimaced, looking down to avoid eye contact with the bystanders in the shoppe, I then saw the little rapscallion attempt to enter a burlesque house not far from the establishment.
I think I may grow fond of the newer generations, be it that they continue such foolhardy shenanigans.



did I do good?


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User avatar #1 - lolyup (10/07/2012) [-]
Scottish I see. As am I, this happens all the time in my town.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - lolyup (10/07/2012) [-]
Thanks man!
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