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Brilliant tale
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#5
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faithrider (10/08/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
i can't seem to get my google translat eto make this understandable...
#6 to #5
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eonsmashface (10/08/2012) [-] *a random 12 year old adolescent enters a store, which I was currently located within*
"Yes, I'd like a pack of cigeratte's please."
*cashier proceeds to laugh sutbley to himself*
"It's the law that I need to see some form of Identification to prove you aren't under the age limit."
"I don't require such evidence for I, myself am well above the age limit at 21."
"I apologize for any inconvenience brought upon you, but as you can see, I can''t sell you any cigarette's or any other tobacco products unless you're 18 or older and you have solid evidence to back up your statement"
"Well, to that I say I'm offended and I bite my thumb at you, I also fornicated with your mother, should we meet again, I verily challenge you to a duel, you may feast on my penicular device"
By this time a behemoth guardsman had stepped in to the quarrel to maintain the peace.
"Sir, doth thou haveth a problem? dost though seeketh assistance?"
"yes, this naive refuses me the right to buy a bundle of cigarettes, brethren!"
"Well, I may ask you to leave this establishment until you provide proper evidence that you are indeed 21, until then!"
The kid, disheartened grimaced, looking down to avoid eye contact with the bystanders in the shoppe, I then saw the little rapscallion attempt to enter a burlesque house not far from the establishment.
I think I may grow fond of the newer generations, be it that they continue such foolhardy shenanigans.
did I do good?
"Yes, I'd like a pack of cigeratte's please."
*cashier proceeds to laugh sutbley to himself*
"It's the law that I need to see some form of Identification to prove you aren't under the age limit."
"I don't require such evidence for I, myself am well above the age limit at 21."
"I apologize for any inconvenience brought upon you, but as you can see, I can''t sell you any cigarette's or any other tobacco products unless you're 18 or older and you have solid evidence to back up your statement"
"Well, to that I say I'm offended and I bite my thumb at you, I also fornicated with your mother, should we meet again, I verily challenge you to a duel, you may feast on my penicular device"
By this time a behemoth guardsman had stepped in to the quarrel to maintain the peace.
"Sir, doth thou haveth a problem? dost though seeketh assistance?"
"yes, this naive refuses me the right to buy a bundle of cigarettes, brethren!"
"Well, I may ask you to leave this establishment until you provide proper evidence that you are indeed 21, until then!"
The kid, disheartened grimaced, looking down to avoid eye contact with the bystanders in the shoppe, I then saw the little rapscallion attempt to enter a burlesque house not far from the establishment.
I think I may grow fond of the newer generations, be it that they continue such foolhardy shenanigans.
did I do good?
#2
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galifianakis **User deleted account** (10/07/2012) [-] Related - Video game story
There are always those kids who are to bad ass to be with their parents regardless of the fact they are 12 ish wanting to buy a 18 game. Being the responsible adults most of us are - *Evil laugh*
There is always 1 and I see this regularly that they go upto a complete stranger and say
"Aye err mate, can you like buy us this game like if i give you da money"
If they gave us the chance I would say yes (Without twitching) and walk in, engulf myself in fellow customers turn my jacket inside out, pop on shades and altair shadow walk behind someone out the shop - £50 up
As heartless as it is, I would be most grateful of the extra fuel money for my car assisting me in my campaign for running little shits over close to where i live.
There are always those kids who are to bad ass to be with their parents regardless of the fact they are 12 ish wanting to buy a 18 game. Being the responsible adults most of us are - *Evil laugh*
There is always 1 and I see this regularly that they go upto a complete stranger and say
"Aye err mate, can you like buy us this game like if i give you da money"
If they gave us the chance I would say yes (Without twitching) and walk in, engulf myself in fellow customers turn my jacket inside out, pop on shades and altair shadow walk behind someone out the shop - £50 up
As heartless as it is, I would be most grateful of the extra fuel money for my car assisting me in my campaign for running little shits over close to where i live.
