Okay so I read a few morbid sex stories on here and I always thought that my story was slightly more morbid. So I finally have the balls make an account and share this to the funnyjunkies...
>Dating girl named Imogen (16 years old)
>7/10 really cute voice and hair
>Doesn't really have many friends but she's really nice
>Me (18 year old) decides to date her
>Bring her back to my house
>No ones home, YES BOIS!
>Sexy time commences...
>she's really shy at first so i start easy by dry rubbing her
>Later in this high-friction sexual action, she lets me pull sown her underwear
>Prepare to go down on slightly hairy muffgina
>Pulling out all my techniques
>she makes some good moaning sounds
>Finally finish and lift up and look at her.
Hang on... there's something wrong here...
>Realise there's something in my mouth
>reach into my mouth and find something really squishy and red...
>Look at her, look at squishy, look at her, look at squishy.
>She says "I'm so sorry!"
>She forgot to tell me she's a virgin
>Her god damn hymen broke in my mouth
>Run to bathroom and chunder up more red pieces and blood
>Too beta to end it with her
>My mates now call me "Cherry Poppins"
Life sucks dudes....