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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#6 - sergejii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#1 - nyawgga (10/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Be 16
>Walk into some clothing store.
>8.5/10 girl walks up to me, pretty sure she works there.
>She says hey
>I say hey back.
>she says something, I don't hear her and I just stand there like a dufus
>I finally say did you say something, and she's like "Yeah how are you?"
>I say oh, good.
>Alpha as **** .
#3 - kumabear (10/03/2012) [+] (21 replies)
I have a worse one.    
>be me   
>17 but i look like I'm 25    
>be at mall close to high school   
>two cute teenage girls go buy in the local all girls school uniform   
>text alert is wolf whistle   
>get text the instant both girls butts are in view   
>girls turn around one looks annoyed other looks happy/flirty   
>						**************					.jpg   
>my best friend gets up   
>"ladies, my friend finds you attractive, care to sit"   
>before angry can reply happy says yes   
>both sit   
>commence conversation   
>angry gets out of her shell and explains boyfriend broke up with her   
>find out i have more in common with angry   
>one thing leads to another and i take her home   
>						*******					 makes out with me on porch   
>start dating   
>she's abusive   
>gets angry and hits me with golf clubs all the time   
>FF two years   
>she is 19 married with two kids and dropped out of high school   
>husband is also a dropout and a 						*******					 stoner who spends everything on weed   
>MFW i laugh my ass off when she texts me to say she misses me and then gets angry when i tell her to 						****					 off and tries to make fun of me for only having a girlfriend, not being married, and being in college
I have a worse one.
>be me
>17 but i look like I'm 25
>be at mall close to high school
>two cute teenage girls go buy in the local all girls school uniform
>text alert is wolf whistle
>get text the instant both girls butts are in view
>girls turn around one looks annoyed other looks happy/flirty
> ************** .jpg
>my best friend gets up
>"ladies, my friend finds you attractive, care to sit"
>before angry can reply happy says yes
>both sit
>commence conversation
>angry gets out of her shell and explains boyfriend broke up with her
>find out i have more in common with angry
>one thing leads to another and i take her home
> ******* makes out with me on porch
>start dating
>she's abusive
>gets angry and hits me with golf clubs all the time
>FF two years
>she is 19 married with two kids and dropped out of high school
>husband is also a dropout and a ******* stoner who spends everything on weed
>MFW i laugh my ass off when she texts me to say she misses me and then gets angry when i tell her to **** off and tries to make fun of me for only having a girlfriend, not being married, and being in college
#5 to #3 - usernameistaken (10/03/2012) [-]
That was a ****** story..
#2 - mrsoup (10/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"wat time is wat"
"wat time is wat"
#14 - huszti (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
its rape time!
#62 - ahjesusfukdme (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Me at mall
>Hot girl walks by
> At least 8/10
>Stare for 3 minutes
>She looks at me
>"what's your problem?"
>"Yes"
#95 - sonnyboii ONLINE (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**sonnyboii rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at >storytime **
**sonnyboii rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at >storytime **
#81 - beehummingbird (10/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**beehummingbird rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Feels **

mfw 9/10
#126 - istartedthewar ONLINE (10/03/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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Dubs will choose my profile pic
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#129 to #126 - hatersghate (10/03/2012) [-]
**hatersghate rolls 99**
pick related
#93 - thatirishguy (10/03/2012) [-]
**thatirishguy rolled a random image posted in comment #725739 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
#105 - deathbatdude ONLINE (10/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**deathbatdude rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Swag Fags ** mfw
#79 - arthurfj (10/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**arthurfj rolled user doctorlean ** MFW
User avatar #154 - jettripleseven (10/03/2012) [+] (19 replies)
**jettripleseven rolls 59** is my favorite sex position.
#158 to #156 - ddddevastation (10/03/2012) [-]
I don't know if that counts.
#70 - dubii (10/03/2012) [-]
#63 - tonyri (10/03/2012) [-]
#76 - theredchocobo (10/03/2012) [-]
**theredchocobo rolled a random image posted in comment #198 at America ** mfw
**theredchocobo rolled a random image posted in comment #198 at America ** mfw
#33 - MrDuck (10/03/2012) [-]
+12
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#89 - tickleshits (10/03/2012) [-]
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