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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
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#1 - nyawgga
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>Be 16
>Walk into some clothing store.
>8.5/10 girl walks up to me, pretty sure she works there.
>She says hey
>I say hey back.
>she says something, I don't hear her and I just stand there like a dufus
>I finally say did you say something, and she's like "Yeah how are you?"
>I say oh, good.
>Alpha as ****.
#3 - kumabear
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I have a worse one.    
>be me   
>17 but i look like I'm 25    
>be at mall close to high school   
>two cute teenage girls go buy in the local all girls school uniform   
>text alert is wolf whistle   
>get text the instant both girls butts are in view   
>girls turn around one looks annoyed other looks happy/flirty   
>**************.jpg   
>my best friend gets up   
>"ladies, my friend finds you attractive, care to sit"   
>before angry can reply happy says yes   
>both sit   
>commence conversation   
>angry gets out of her shell and explains boyfriend broke up with her   
>find out i have more in common with angry   
>one thing leads to another and i take her home   
>******* makes out with me on porch   
>start dating   
>she's abusive   
>gets angry and hits me with golf clubs all the time   
>FF two years   
>she is 19 married with two kids and dropped out of high school   
>husband is also a dropout and a ******* stoner who spends everything on weed   
>MFW i laugh my ass off when she texts me to say she misses me and then gets angry when i tell her to **** off and tries to make fun of me for only having a girlfriend, not being married, and being in college
I have a worse one.
>be me
>17 but i look like I'm 25
>be at mall close to high school
>two cute teenage girls go buy in the local all girls school uniform
>text alert is wolf whistle
>get text the instant both girls butts are in view
>girls turn around one looks annoyed other looks happy/flirty
>**************.jpg
>my best friend gets up
>"ladies, my friend finds you attractive, care to sit"
>before angry can reply happy says yes
>both sit
>commence conversation
>angry gets out of her shell and explains boyfriend broke up with her
>find out i have more in common with angry
>one thing leads to another and i take her home
>******* makes out with me on porch
>start dating
>she's abusive
>gets angry and hits me with golf clubs all the time
>FF two years
>she is 19 married with two kids and dropped out of high school
>husband is also a dropout and a ******* stoner who spends everything on weed
>MFW i laugh my ass off when she texts me to say she misses me and then gets angry when i tell her to **** off and tries to make fun of me for only having a girlfriend, not being married, and being in college
#47 to #3 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account**
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#109 to #3 - tommynt
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#27 to #3 - jcmckinnie
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NOW!
NOW!
#35 to #3 - thesandboxes
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#36 to #3 - Tatou
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#51 to #3 - scsuper
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Dafuq man?!? You expect me to read all this?
#7 to #3 - olelicious
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This time i spend reading your story, i could've ben masturbating
This time i spend reading your story, i could've ben masturbating
User avatar #291 to #7 - kumabear
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you could have masturbated while reading it
#18 to #3 - GOmagikarp
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i liked it.
#13 to #3 - phanact
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get back in ur box
#16 to #3 - drewsky
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#19 to #3 - cachi
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#39 to #19 - grogovic
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#25 to #3 - tommynt
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User avatar #290 to #25 - kumabear
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is that cause you can't?
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#34 to #3 - defeats
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"Dis bitch" is you Kumabear, who let you out of the Box of Shame?
"Dis bitch" is you Kumabear, who let you out of the Box of Shame?
#293 to #3 - usernameistaken
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#203 to #3 - drewsky
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I have a lot of respect for you for not deleting this comment and just eating the red thumbs.   
   
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I have a lot of respect for you for not deleting this comment and just eating the red thumbs.

GIF unrelated.
User avatar #289 to #203 - kumabear
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i don't mind getting red thumbs, this is an account used by multiple people, none of us are cowards
#5 to #3 - usernameistaken
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That was a ****** story..
#2 - mrsoup
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"wat time is wat"
"wat time is wat"
User avatar #22 to #2 - awesomeradish
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hwat time is hwat?
#14 - huszti
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its rape time!
#26 to #14 - mummer
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#107 to #26 - itsmewaffle
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#62 - ahjesusfukdme
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>Me at mall
>Hot girl walks by
> At least 8/10
>Stare for 3 minutes
>She looks at me
>"what's your problem?"
>"Yes"
#65 to #62 - bitchplzzz
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Simular situation

>be me 16
>school
>lunchbreak
>girl walks past
>8-9/10
>She is with her group of friends im with my two nitwits
>they stop
>"Hi, bitchplzzz"
>"H-.. hi, anon"
>"So, uhm, whats up?:
>Brain initiates blank retard mode
>"The ceiling?"
>they stare at me, then eachother
>they walk off giggling
>mfw
>my friends fw
#108 to #65 - itsmewaffle
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I wish I turned into cats by telling terrible jokes...
#95 - sonnyboii
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**sonnyboii rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at >storytime **
**sonnyboii rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at >storytime **
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User avatar #117 to #95 - sabotagesam
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technically, wouldn't that be *facedesk*?
#81 - beehummingbird
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**beehummingbird rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Feels **

mfw 9/10
#135 to #81 - anon id: 98a3f3fc
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fatty/10
#140 to #81 - anon id: c9e2d382
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she's a 7 dude
#100 to #81 - seekay
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#126 - istartedthewar
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This image has expired
Dubs will choose my profile pic
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#127 to #126 - mytrakytra
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**mytrakytra rolls 48**
#128 to #126 - anon id: 4f4d80da
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**anonymous rolls 57**
User avatar #130 to #128 - istartedthewar
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Why do anons roll to choose a pic? If they got dubs they couldn't even choose a picture.
#129 to #126 - hatersghate
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**hatersghate rolls 99**
pick related
User avatar #131 to #129 - istartedthewar
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WINRAR
#133 to #131 - hatersghate
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my work here is done
#173 to #133 - hotschurl
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The one Gotham deserves, to be specific.
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#93 - thatirishguy
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**thatirishguy rolled a random image posted in comment #725739 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw