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Submitted: 09/27/2012
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User avatar #1 - arsenalslo ONLINE (09/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>she looks stunning
>walk along the seaside
>she walks really close to me
>decide to put my arm around her
>she stops
>looks at me
>I figure, in for a penny, in for a pound
>move in to kiss her
>she stops me
>looks really closely at my face
>"anon, did you go to derp high school?"
>holy **** , my cover is blown
>"erm.. yeah, I did."
>"omg, I remember you now! you were in my class and you were always lurking around somewhere near me!"
> **************** .jpg
>start to panic a little
>"I always thought you were really cute the way you looked at me when you thought I didn't notice, how you always tried to be near me"
>dafuq did I just hear?
>proceed to tell her how she was everything I looked for in a girl and how I pretended to not know her because I was embarrassed about how much of a loser I was back in high school
>she grabs my face and starts kissing me
>we stand there forever, just kissing
>eventually I ask her if she wants to come back to my place
>she does
>at mine we immediately start kissing again and I just push her towards my bedroom, taking off each others clothes on the way
>"I have waited a long time for this"
>"Shut up, anon, just **** me"
>I **** her
>best ******* sex ever
>close to cumming
>she must have noticed
>she stops the ******* and starts sucking my cock
>"I want you to cum on my face ad in my mouth"
>Holy **** ! She's a keeper!
>she sucks the dick good
#8 to #2 - HOtaconE (09/27/2012) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #7 - hadrian (09/27/2012) [-]
The joke is buried in the comments.
#6 - rfreitas (09/27/2012) [-]
**rfreitas rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at channel **

>all the signs are there, she is gagging for my cock

well, thumbs for you.
#4 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - Nahyon ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
is there an TL;DR version somewhere ?
#5 - doctorflabbergast (09/27/2012) [-]
All that reading for a less than satisfying joke. I am slightly disappointed.
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