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User avatar #1 - arsenalslo [OP]
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(09/27/2012) [-]
>she looks stunning
>walk along the seaside
>she walks really close to me
>decide to put my arm around her
>she stops
>looks at me
>I figure, in for a penny, in for a pound
>move in to kiss her
>she stops me
>looks really closely at my face
>"anon, did you go to derp high school?"
>holy ****, my cover is blown
>"erm.. yeah, I did."
>"omg, I remember you now! you were in my class and you were always lurking around somewhere near me!"
>start to panic a little
>"I always thought you were really cute the way you looked at me when you thought I didn't notice, how you always tried to be near me"
>dafuq did I just hear?
>proceed to tell her how she was everything I looked for in a girl and how I pretended to not know her because I was embarrassed about how much of a loser I was back in high school
>she grabs my face and starts kissing me
>we stand there forever, just kissing
>eventually I ask her if she wants to come back to my place
>she does
>at mine we immediately start kissing again and I just push her towards my bedroom, taking off each others clothes on the way
>"I have waited a long time for this"
>"Shut up, anon, just **** me"
>I **** her
>best ******* sex ever
>close to cumming
>she must have noticed
>she stops the ******* and starts sucking my cock
>"I want you to cum on my face ad in my mouth"
>Holy ****! She's a keeper!
>she sucks the dick good
User avatar #2 to #1 - arsenalslo [OP]
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(09/27/2012) [-]
>I cum
>spray my load on her face, in her hair, in her mouth
>suddenly she starts coughing violently
>clutches her throat
>"anon, I.... I...."
>another coughing fit
>she's choking on my cum
>****, ****, ****! wat do?
>she collapses
>her face starts turning blue
>I just stand there, terrified
>she stops breathing
>fall to my knees
>cradle her head
>start to cry
>"Oh my god, what have I done?"
>"I'm.... I'm........"
>"I'm blue da ba de da ba die"
#8 to #2 - HOtaconE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
**** you.
#10 to #2 - blarghagh
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(09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #2 - xtrmbragnrytz
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(09/27/2012) [-]
That honestly wasn't even that funny... 2/10
#11 to #2 - tazze
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(12/26/2012) [-]
this story is ********
User avatar #7 - hadrian
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(09/27/2012) [-]
The joke is buried in the comments.
#6 - rfreitas
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(09/27/2012) [-]
**rfreitas rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at channel **

>all the signs are there, she is gagging for my cock

well, thumbs for you.
#4 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#3 - Nahyon
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(09/27/2012) [-]
is there an TL;DR version somewhere ?
#5 - doctorflabbergast
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(09/27/2012) [-]
All that reading for a less than satisfying joke. I am slightly disappointed.