Seriously

>Be me
>Working at a fast food restaurant
>Kid comes up to me
>"Um...someone pooped on the bathroom floor"
>WTF?
>Go to my favorite manager
>Tell him what happened
>MFW he has to clean it
>He puts on three pairs of gloves
>Goes into the bathroom
>Comes out
>His friend is standing at the counter with me
>"Dude, you okay"
>Manager looks nervous
>"There's an 8-inch turd in there. I've got to psych myself up"
>Goes into the bathroom
>I leave
>Can't look him in the eye anymore