Well sirs and madams, allow me to tell you the story of me getting caught. Doin' da sexy times. Me and ex (Current at the time) were at her house. We usually mess around in her room with her parents home all the time. Buuuuut today, her parents were outside working on some dirt-bikes or some **** . So, me and her begin to have sexy times. Best sexy times I tell you. As I am nearing the finish, I hear footsteps coming up the wooden staircase. Her room has no door. Wide gaping doorway of nothingness staring at me. I panic, she pushes me off. Her pants are no-where to be found. I ******* pull my shorts up and get my pants on. Heart racing. Her big ass muscular, tattooed dad appears at doorway. Begins asking her for help with some **** . I'm awkwardly standing next to the doorway, with an awkward half hidden boner. She is sitting/hiding, no pants, not even underwear on, behind her bed. Her dad spots her lower body ********* . I think it's all over. **** . Here comes the pain. Now this is where I go "Da **** ?" He chuckles, and his exact words were, "Aaawwwwhhh, getting caught having sex? Hey Daniel (me), go kick rocks." And by go kick rocks he meant beat it. I can not believe I was just caught having sex with his daughter, and left the premises without a broken nose or black eye. After this, I fear he would forbid me from seeing her. Nope. I think he would be mad at me. Nope. All I couldn't do was go in her room. ********** . Best sexy time I tell you. And that, sirs and madams, is how I got caught.