> Be 19 year old me at college
> Just graduated from OSUT training at Ft. Leonardwood 3 days before
> Go to liberal arts college, not knowing anybody
> Can't make friends because I'm a "Baby-killing Ameri-cunt asshole"
liberals don't know ****
> Be doing laundry
> Pull clothes out of dryer and put into laundry bag so I can fold later
> Drop a sock on the ground, not notice
> Cute girl, picks it up and hands it to me
> Giggly and flirty, tries to start a conversation with me
> Nervous retard brain mode engage
> Say, "MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK, DOBBY IS FREE!!!!"
> Run from room without looking back.
> Cockblocked the ****
out of myself, and embarrassed myself in front of possible only friend at college
being a social retard.