i wish this wasn't OC

What could've happened to mom had she arrived a little sooner.

You forgot the pinkie!

10/10 thank you op.

Something similar had happened to me. I was slicing jalapeños for a snack. I had washed my hands, so i believed i was fine, but later that night, I started beating off. (Xnxx, not Redtube) I start feeling this warm sensation, and it turns me on, and I mean damn, I've never been this hard before, it was wonderful! But suddenly i realized.. it wasn't going to stop. It hadn't gotten into the tip, the shit was seeping into my skin! Eventually my dick had turned itself into a fiery hot rod of crisped flesh, and i cried out. I clasped my mouth shut, i couldn't yell, i needed to be quiet. My parents were asleep in the next room. I got up, danced around a bit and thought. Milk! I waddled into the kitchen, grabbed a glass of milk, and went into the bathroom. I climbed onto the sink, and poured the milk over my dick, hoping for sweet relief, but it did nothing for me. I continued to use the cup to apply cold water directly to the burned area, until my cock went numb. I crawled back into my room, and i went to bed. My dick itched all the next day. Haven't touched jalapeños since.

i sometimes wonder how many people have weird stories like this
Awkward story thread?

My brother put hot sauce on his dick once. On purpose.