There was once a man who was a gynecologist. One day while checking on one of his patients he decided that he had, had enough of his current career, that there was something more he could be doing with his life, a passion for him to pursue. He decided that he would quit his practice and go to school to learn how to do small engine repair.
After three years of study it was time for the final exam. For the exam he was required to entirely disassemble and reassemble the engine of a VW Beetle. He finished the exam and left.
Three weeks later the result to the test were published online. He found out that he got 150% on the final exam. Oddly enough the man was more concerned than happy. He decided to call the examiner to make sure there wasn't a mistake.
So he dials the number of the examiner, it rings a few times, then a voice on the other side says "Hello?"
"Hello" the former gynecologist said "I have a small concern with my test"
"Well what's the problem" the examiner asked?"
"Well, not that I'm complaining but I somehow got 150% on my test and I wanted to make sure there wasn't some sort of error"
"Oh there was no error" the examiner replied
"Then might I ask what the mark break down was?"
"Sure" the examiner replies "You get 50% for a proper disassembly, another 50% for the reassembly, and I decided to give you 50% more because you managed to do the entire thing through the muffler, I have never seen anything like that in my entire life!"
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