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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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#14 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Im in a dark tunnel and theres locked rooms in it. Most of the rooms are locked,but the ones that arent feel different every time I go in them. I can hear voices,laughter. And its cold. Very cold and damp.   
   
I love my brain :D
Im in a dark tunnel and theres locked rooms in it. Most of the rooms are locked,but the ones that arent feel different every time I go in them. I can hear voices,laughter. And its cold. Very cold and damp.

I love my brain :D
User avatar #11 - dikslapping (09/19/2012) [-]
In Baghdad International Airport (yes I was in the army during the invasion, and I joined before 9/11 I actually joined for college money, don't care for any shit storms so drop them and enjoy this weird dream) late 2003 or early 2004 can't remember. The dream started as me walking through a house and seeing some random kids in a room. There is a woman that looked like "Big Pussy's" wife off of the Sopranos. She goes to get something out of the kitchen. The kids start to freak out, telling me she is evil and shit. I see on the bed a newspaper saying she is dead. She then comes in. I look at her and say, "Your supposed to be dead". She doesn't change the way she looks but you can tell she turns into a demon. She starts to try and attack the kids. So I keep her off of the kids. She then tries to fight me. We fight for about 2 minutes, dream time, she is starting to get the upper hand in the fight then I look down in my hand and there is a sword in me hand (about 2 foot long with a ruby or a bloodstone as the hilt and handle I mean one stone as hilt and handle, and it was double edged). I try to cut her up with it. she manages to get it from me and has me on the ground. She is getting ready to stab me in the chest and I look in my hand and there is a coffee pot. She goes for the stab. The blade goes through the glass pot like it is water waves and all. I scream "OH SHIT" and twist the pot it shatters and she drops the blade so I cut her in half from right hip to left shoulder. I wake up. What the fuck was that?
User avatar #10 - gogobrendo (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had a semi-fucked up dream but it was pretty straight forward. No crazy mind bending or anything. I was in high school and i was putting things in a locker. I was about to lock the locker when I noticed there were no locks, that could only mean one thing, THE TARD HALLWAY. At that point I turned around to see three tards looking at me. I looked over to one of the school's security and say "Mister! Help!". Then they all look at me and say "hallp?" and lunge at me. They start beating on me with tard strength when all of a sudden another tard comes and starts twists my left arm. At this point I'm screaming "HELP! HELP!" and the tard twisting my arm is whispering "Hallllp, hallllp". My arm is going into contorsions and twisting around and around breaking almost every bone in my arms. Then I woke up. Pretty fucked up. Now I'm afraid of tard-stories.
#9 - iclarinet (09/19/2012) [-]
**iclarinet rolled a random image posted in comment #1056734 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** my crazy dream.
User avatar #6 - ezmack (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Go become a monk?

Someone needs to tell the Dali Lama this, see what he thinks about it!
#1 - croc (09/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
According to Freudian theory you want to have sex with Dalai Lama. According to modern sleep theory your dream is a result of random neuron firing and your dream is meaningless. So, are you a horny freak or just a useless cog in a great big world called life? What do you think?
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