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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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#14 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - thamuz (09/20/2012) [-]
Im in a dark tunnel and theres locked rooms in it. Most of the rooms are locked,but the ones that arent feel different every time I go in them. I can hear voices,laughter. And its cold. Very cold and damp.   
   
I love my brain :D
Im in a dark tunnel and theres locked rooms in it. Most of the rooms are locked,but the ones that arent feel different every time I go in them. I can hear voices,laughter. And its cold. Very cold and damp.

I love my brain :D
User avatar #11 - dikslapping (09/19/2012) [-]
In Baghdad International Airport (yes I was in the army during the invasion, and I joined before 9/11 I actually joined for college money, don't care for any **** storms so drop them and enjoy this weird dream) late 2003 or early 2004 can't remember. The dream started as me walking through a house and seeing some random kids in a room. There is a woman that looked like "Big ******* " wife off of the Sopranos. She goes to get something out of the kitchen. The kids start to freak out, telling me she is evil and **** . I see on the bed a newspaper saying she is dead. She then comes in. I look at her and say, "Your supposed to be dead". She doesn't change the way she looks but you can tell she turns into a demon. She starts to try and attack the kids. So I keep her off of the kids. She then tries to fight me. We fight for about 2 minutes, dream time, she is starting to get the upper hand in the fight then I look down in my hand and there is a sword in me hand (about 2 foot long with a ruby or a bloodstone as the hilt and handle I mean one stone as hilt and handle, and it was double edged). I try to cut her up with it. she manages to get it from me and has me on the ground. She is getting ready to stab me in the chest and I look in my hand and there is a coffee pot. She goes for the stab. The blade goes through the glass pot like it is water waves and all. I scream "OH **** " and twist the pot it shatters and she drops the blade so I cut her in half from right hip to left shoulder. I wake up. What the **** was that?
User avatar #10 - gogobrendo (09/19/2012) [-]
I had a *********** up dream but it was pretty straight forward. No crazy mind bending or anything. I was in high school and i was putting things in a locker. I was about to lock the locker when I noticed there were no locks, that could only mean one thing, THE TARD HALLWAY. At that point I turned around to see three tards looking at me. I looked over to one of the school's security and say "Mister! Help!". Then they all look at me and say "hallp?" and lunge at me. They start beating on me with tard strength when all of a sudden another tard comes and starts twists my left arm. At this point I'm screaming "HELP! HELP!" and the tard twisting my arm is whispering "Hallllp, hallllp". My arm is going into contorsions and twisting around and around breaking almost every bone in my arms. Then I woke up. Pretty ****** up. Now I'm afraid of tard-stories.
#12 to #10 - vaginismus (09/19/2012) [-]
Hahahah sorry but I lol'd at the "Hallllp, hallllp"
#9 - iclarinet (09/19/2012) [-]
**iclarinet rolled a random image posted in comment #1056734 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** my crazy dream.
User avatar #6 - ezmack (09/19/2012) [-]
Go become a monk?

Someone needs to tell the Dali Lama this, see what he thinks about it!
User avatar #7 to #6 - thebuilder (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't think that I would go so far to give up worldly possessions, but I could definitely get used to the meditation and peace aspects of it.
#1 - croc (09/19/2012) [-]
According to Freudian theory you want to have sex with Dalai Lama. According to modern sleep theory your dream is a result of random neuron firing and your dream is meaningless. So, are you a horny freak or just a useless cog in a great big world called life? What do you think?
User avatar #2 to #1 - thebuilder (09/19/2012) [-]
I definitely don't find the Dalai Lama attractive. A friend of mine said that the monk part was that I am struggling with my inner self, and the boob part was that I just want normal boobs rubbed in my face. Which isn't bad. I have considered Buddhism, and then since I'm a guy, who doesn't like boobs?
#4 to #2 - croc (09/19/2012) [-]
With all honesty though there are a lot of theories on dream interpretation, psychology is a fairly young social science and far from being established.
#3 to #2 - croc (09/19/2012) [-]
I was mocking dream interpretation. Freudian dream theory is hardly practiced anymore and almost always relates back to lust and the other one was the modern neurological sleep theory, which states that dreams have no meaning. Really I agree with the latter because I think they really are a recollection of what you sensed (most likely recently) e.g. saw, heard, smelled, touched, tasted. These senses are then combined and "formatted" by your subconscious, which is active during sleep, and you perceive it as images.
User avatar #5 to #3 - thebuilder (09/19/2012) [-]
Alright cool. I am actually just starting a PSEO (college in high school) Psych course, so that will be interesting.
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