Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

I had a moment of goof

Views: 33855
Favorited: 26
Submitted: 09/16/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to diddymonster E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend


Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#49 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
how do i add a fukkin picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - diddymonster (09/17/2012) [-]
anons can't
Comment has been flagged   Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +5
#48 - buttlord (09/17/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 08/25/2013
#46 - axlsummer (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw no swearing or dick windmilling allowed
#45 - rollmania has deleted their comment [-]
#43 - madjackwack (09/17/2012) [-]
OP swore.
#41 - newfagsrus (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw dick windmilling
mfw dick windmilling
#40 - unicornmangina (09/17/2012) [-]
>be in my room,boyfriend staying over
>boyfriend suddenly strips off and starts doing the windmill with his dick
>"oh yeah helicopter tiiime bitches!"
>doesnt hear the footsteps coming upto my room
>bedroom door opens,it's my dad
> ************ .jpg
>my dad saw his future son in law doing the ***** dickwindmill
#42 to #40 - sushimesser **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 - rel (09/17/2012) [-]
"How was your weekend?"

Not bad, OP. I got a job as a professional fundraiser for the Democratic Party.
#39 to #37 - captnnorway (09/17/2012) [-]
You better do a good job so Obama wins 4 more !
User avatar #51 to #39 - rel (09/17/2012) [-]
We're raising money for the DCCC and the DSCC to reelect Democrats to the Senate and Congress, among other organizations.
Comment has been flagged   Hide Hide All +Fav (1) Reply +30
#35 - Deavas (09/17/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 08/25/2013
User avatar #33 - DisgruntledTomato (09/17/2012) [-]
> Be me
> Chilling in house after just getting baked
> Mum and Sis walk in
> ****** .jpg
> Act cool act cool
> Mum sees me, sis has some company over
> Mum takes me into the living room
> Get to meet the guest, **** takes a bite out me
> "thank you mrs Herp the stuff I get at home is usually crap"
> mfw I'm a cake
#47 to #33 - xbananus has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - parradox (09/17/2012) [-]
9/10 would defiantly lol again
User avatar #52 to #34 - defiantly (09/19/2012) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #31 - travrob (09/17/2012) [-]
I got thrown out of target and walmart for causing a disruption. (My friends and I were having a lght saber fight in the toy section)
#29 - alucardshellhound (09/17/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at To the dark side of the moon. **
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike (09/17/2012) [-]
you know you've got issues when your girlfriend has to specifically tell you that dick windmilling is not allowed.
#27 - merfmerf (09/17/2012) [-]
0/10 What, are you like 11 or something?
#30 to #27 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 - lusir (09/17/2012) [-]
no swearing or dick windmilling allowed
User avatar #25 - kaiizel (09/17/2012) [-]
how in the hell did this get 272 thumbs?
#24 - rummler (09/17/2012) [-]
>how was your weekend?

well... I was supposed to hang out with a chick that friendzoned me, but then she blew me off... and not in the good way either
#32 to #24 - eiika (09/17/2012) [-]
Happend to me too... It sucks..
#38 to #32 - glauben (09/17/2012) [-]
Me too... She went into labor driving to my house.
Me too... She went into labor driving to my house.
User avatar #23 - TommyV (09/17/2012) [-]
>In my room exploring my new girlfriend
>Parents never walk in because I don't live with them
#22 - grwgoski (09/17/2012) [-]
>in my GF's house
>in her room watching tv
>i start rubbing her leg (she has a skirt on)
>move my way up towards her underwear
>basically ********* her at this stage
>her little brother and her two cousins bust into the room
>MFW they seen everything
#21 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2012) [-]
thats nothin. i ****** a girl at her parents house.
all of a sudden as i got under the covers, there be a rustlin in ma belly
and now we got thomas the train working his way through my colon on a one way track. hes goin for the light at the end of the tunnel. 3 seconds go by and im ****** her and thomas the train has reached the top of the hill and bursts out with extreme momentum
MY BUTTCHEEKS RIPPLE with the expelling methane, the paint on the walls peel, windows shatter, car alarms go off, dogs are barking, the house almost ******* TOPPLES, her parents wake the **** up and burst into the room
-now you gotta imagine this-
they see me, ***** , floppin around ontopa their daughter like a fish outta water, the windows shattered, rooms a mess, THERES A THICK HAZE in the room, paint is peeling THE BLANKET IS ******* STUCK TO THE CEILING and i just gave this chick the worlds worst dutch oven.
thats not even the worst part
<MFW her parents turned on the lights
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)