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Submitted: 09/16/2012
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User avatar #33 - DisgruntledTomato (09/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be me
> Chilling in house after just getting baked
> Mum and Sis walk in
> ****** .jpg
> Act cool act cool
> Mum sees me, sis has some company over
> Mum takes me into the living room
> Get to meet the guest, cunt takes a bite out me
> "thank you mrs Herp the stuff I get at home is usually crap"
> mfw I'm a cake
#17 - harveylegnipples (09/17/2012) [-]
No dick windmilling allowed?

#27 - merfmerf (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
0/10 What, are you like 11 or something?
#1 - creepybonbon (09/16/2012) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - diddymonster (09/16/2012) [-]
it could have been worse

oh **** i said crap, oh **** i said **** , oh cunt i said **** .........
User avatar #7 - ghettograndpa (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No dick windmilling?


What kind of a pair of sadistic parents does your imaginary girlfriend have
#40 - unicornmangina (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be in my room,boyfriend staying over
>boyfriend suddenly strips off and starts doing the windmill with his dick
>"oh yeah helicopter tiiime bitches!"
>doesnt hear the footsteps coming upto my room
>bedroom door opens,it's my dad
> ************ .jpg
>my dad saw his future son in law doing the naked dickwindmill
>MFW
#41 - newfagsrus (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw dick windmilling
mfw dick windmilling
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
you know you've got issues when your girlfriend has to specifically tell you that dick windmilling is not allowed.
#26 - lusir (09/17/2012) [-]
no swearing or dick windmilling allowed
#24 - rummler (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>how was your weekend?

well... I was supposed to hang out with a chick that friendzoned me, but then she blew me off... and not in the good way either
#22 - grwgoski (09/17/2012) [-]
>in my GF's house
>in her room watching tv
>i start rubbing her leg (she has a skirt on)
>move my way up towards her underwear
>basically fingering her at this stage
>her little brother and her two cousins bust into the room
>MFW they seen everything
User avatar #25 - kaiizel (09/17/2012) [-]
how in the hell did this get 272 thumbs?
User avatar #12 - davisdamen (09/17/2012) [-]
i love how your are specifically told no dick windmilling lol
#46 - axlsummer (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw no swearing or dick windmilling allowed
User avatar #23 - TommyV (09/17/2012) [-]
>In my room exploring my new girlfriend
>Parents never walk in because I don't live with them
#43 - madjackwack (09/17/2012) [-]
OP swore.
#20 - laredon (09/17/2012) [-]
<--- All i have to say.
User avatar #37 - rel (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"How was your weekend?"

Not bad, OP. I got a job as a professional fundraiser for the Democratic Party.
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