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diddymonster

> be me
> visit girlfriends parents for the the first time ever
> be told to be on my best behavior
> no swearing or dick windmilling allowed
> sat in living room
> get handed awesome tasting cake
> "thank you Mrs Herp the stuff i usually get at home is crap"
> realize what i just said
> " **** ! sorry for saying crap"

so how was your weekend?

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#33 - DisgruntledTomato (09/17/2012) [-]

> Be me
> Chilling in house after just getting baked
> Mum and Sis walk in
> ****** .jpg
> Act cool act cool
> Mum sees me, sis has some company over
> Mum takes me into the living room
> Get to meet the guest, cunt takes a bite out me
> "thank you mrs Herp the stuff I get at home is usually crap"
> mfw I'm a cake

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#34 to #33 - parradox (09/17/2012) [-]

9/10 would defiantly lol again

#52 to #34 - defiantly (09/19/2012) [-]

You probably meant to use "definitely".

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#17 - harveylegnipples (09/17/2012) [-]

No dick windmilling allowed?

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#27 - merfmerf (09/17/2012) [-]

0/10 What, are you like 11 or something?

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#40 - unicornmangina (09/17/2012) [-]

>be in my room,boyfriend staying over
>boyfriend suddenly strips off and starts doing the windmill with his dick
>"oh yeah helicopter tiiime bitches!"
>doesnt hear the footsteps coming upto my room
>bedroom door opens,it's my dad
> ************ .jpg
>my dad saw his future son in law doing the naked dickwindmill
>MFW

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+10

#41 - newfagsrus (09/17/2012) [-]

mfw dick windmilling

#28 - zombiestookmybike (09/17/2012) [-]

you know you've got issues when your girlfriend has to specifically tell you that dick windmilling is not allowed.

#26 - lusir (09/17/2012) [-]

no swearing or dick windmilling allowed

#24 - rummler (09/17/2012) [-]

>how was your weekend?

well... I was supposed to hang out with a chick that friendzoned me, but then she blew me off... and not in the good way either

#32 to #24 - eiika (09/17/2012) [-]

Happend to me too... It sucks..

#38 to #32 - glauben (09/17/2012) [-]

Me too... She went into labor driving to my house.

#22 - grwgoski (09/17/2012) [-]

>in my GF's house
>in her room watching tv
>i start rubbing her leg (she has a skirt on)
>move my way up towards her underwear
>basically fingering her at this stage
>her little brother and her two cousins bust into the room
>MFW they seen everything