From browsing this site for a couple of years as anonymous, i think i have figured out the key to funnyjunk popularity. The secret is too read through the previous posts and just echo what everyone else writes. Jump on the bandwagon and you will be showered with green thumbs. Write anything against the mob and you will be drowned in a sea of red. Now you know you should be able to achieve easy thumbs and "funnyjunk popularity"