Watch 50 Shades of grey

GUYS GUYS...nicolas cage as ALL the roles

On the premiere date, there should be fap flash mobs in every theater showing 50 shades. Imagine being a woman going to see an erotic tale of romance and 20 minutes in you start hearing hearing the orgasmic moans of every man around you. You try to leave and the biggest, fattest, hairiest fappers are blocking the exit. " THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THE FAPPENING HAS BEGUN."

Get it narrated by Gilbert Gottfried and you will have the greatest movie of the century

lead roles by nicolas cage
directed by michael bay
sound effects by nickelback
sponsors IE9 and crocs


10/10 would watch

If they make a movie out of this, I want every guy on this website to vow to see it and be as obnoxious as physically possible throughout. This may be the only time it's socially acceptable for porn to be shown in theaters, we only have one shot.

NO I WILL PLAY THE LEAD

It would be a disgrace to watch an actress of her caliber, act in such a generic, pitiful, disgusting, and idiotic excuse for a story. That book is wrong on so many levels and it will need equally pathetic actors to portray such narrow-minded characters to their equally facsimile audience.

<---- Plot line of 50 shades of grey

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nope, sorry.
<-- this will be taking over the role of being bound, gagged and abused in 50 shades of grey.

50 Shades of Grey is just a script to porn

I can't wait until they make a porno parody of it called "50 Shades of Sasha Grey"

sasha grey is perfect for the part. not only is she into that shit, but coincidentally her name is sashe "GREY"

Things that FJ petitions: gathered from the comments:

Nicolas Cage will play EVERY role.
Directed by Micheal Bay
The sound track shall be done by Nickleback
The commercials shall be done by IE and Crocs
it shall be narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

...Why the hell not?

Emma Watson on Modesty,

"I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me – dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?’ My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder."

Sorry guys, doesnt look lie it's in the cards.