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Cock of Doody talk

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#1 - bugnat (09/13/2012) [+] (8 replies)
... And then the world collapsed on itself ...
... And then the world collapsed on itself ...
#12 - asshams (09/13/2012) [+] (16 replies)
MUST BE CANADIAN
#17 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (09/13/2012) [-]
Playing MW3 earlier today, got killed in search and destroy, was the final kill of the round.

I said "Nice shot man, you got me fast." He responded with "Shut the fuck up you overly polite Canadian."

I am Canadian.
User avatar #207 - josephwhited (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase.
#32 - darthnecomous **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe
#40 to #32 - beeradthelaw (09/14/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in your comment where you repeated the text in the picture...
User avatar #16 - rafeky (09/13/2012) [-]
you forgot to end it with "said no one ever."
#184 - rrenierr (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
COD   
   
Children's online daycare
COD

Children's online daycare
#8 - paintballplayer (09/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, ok OP.  Why don't you try and think of something a little more realistic next time.
Yeah, ok OP. Why don't you try and think of something a little more realistic next time.
#250 - mcrubxpcod (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> JUST KIDDING THAT WAS A FUCKING BAD SHOT NOOB.   
> OMFG WHAT DID YOU SAY FAGGOT.   
> FUCK YOU NOOB YOU AINT 1337 ENOUGH.   
> OMG IM A FORMER NAVY SEAL bla bla bla.
> JUST KIDDING THAT WAS A FUCKING BAD SHOT NOOB.
> OMFG WHAT DID YOU SAY FAGGOT.
> FUCK YOU NOOB YOU AINT 1337 ENOUGH.
> OMG IM A FORMER NAVY SEAL bla bla bla.
#232 - dontcheckembro (09/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Cough Cough. Just play some Counter Strike. Whether it's 1.6, Source, or GO, or ANY other CS game, you will usually hear Good Game, Nice Kill, etc. Because Counter Strike is the SHIT.
#234 to #232 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [-]
Dude counter strike is obviously a rip-off from call of duty, call of duty invented FPS gaming. Oh god the nostalgia of modern warfare 2.
#106 - kingspaz (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Too bad Call of Duty is the cancer of video games   
   
<- call of duty
Too bad Call of Duty is the cancer of video games

<- call of duty
#39 - beeradthelaw (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My favourite day on Xbox Live was sometime after the release of Modern Warfare 2.   
   
My friend and I were playing social slayer in Halo 3 and ended up playing with these really cool 18-25 year olds for a good 2 hours.   
   
At some point we realized that all of the whiny, shit-talking little kids had all officially migrated to COD and we were free to enjoy Halo in all of its M-rated glory.    
   
On that day we all finally experienced good-sportsmanship on Xbox Live.
My favourite day on Xbox Live was sometime after the release of Modern Warfare 2.

My friend and I were playing social slayer in Halo 3 and ended up playing with these really cool 18-25 year olds for a good 2 hours.

At some point we realized that all of the whiny, shit-talking little kids had all officially migrated to COD and we were free to enjoy Halo in all of its M-rated glory.

On that day we all finally experienced good-sportsmanship on Xbox Live.
#47 - rightouslightning (09/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That is probably the strangest thing to have happened in Call of Duty
That is probably the strangest thing to have happened in Call of Duty
User avatar #2 - holowichigo (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Says noone on Xbox..Ever
#120 - aboondocksaint (09/14/2012) [-]
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#192 - raverscandy (09/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#22 - superunclesam (09/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This was a few years ago on MW2   
&gt;Not much time left in game   
&gt;Gotta get at least one more kill   
&gt;find a guy camping with an AR   
&gt;About to shoot him from roughly 50 yards   
&gt;Fuck that shit   
&gt;Pull out pistol, walk slowly over to him   
&gt;Point pistol flush to head   
&gt;Wait for him to look   
&gt;Pull the trigger   
&gt;MFW the final kill cam is me slowly walking up and blowing his head off.    
Everyone watching was laughing hysterically, even the guy I shot.
This was a few years ago on MW2
>Not much time left in game
>Gotta get at least one more kill
>find a guy camping with an AR
>About to shoot him from roughly 50 yards
>Fuck that shit
>Pull out pistol, walk slowly over to him
>Point pistol flush to head
>Wait for him to look
>Pull the trigger
>MFW the final kill cam is me slowly walking up and blowing his head off.
Everyone watching was laughing hysterically, even the guy I shot.
#172 - taila ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Your game is broken.
#99 - youcame (09/14/2012) [-]
&gt;wake up    
&gt;take shower    
&gt;go to school    
&gt;go home    
   
&gt;&gt;day went just like any other regular day
>wake up
>take shower
>go to school
>go home

>>day went just like any other regular day
#182 - zahnraddiditagain **User deleted account** (09/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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