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#36
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jasonthelurker (09/11/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
First, we get a new item. A lottery ticket. It's value should be around 1000 each and should drop fairly commonly, perhaps 100-200 a day. For each ticket you have, you can submit a number between 0 and 1000, and at the end of the month kim jong will roll a number. For every matching ticket, a person either gets a rare item or some amount of FJ points (which of course will eventually be used in a store for colored text yaddy yadda), with the pot being split in a case of multiple winners. Each ticket filled out can increase the pot or it can just have a single default value.
Flip the FJ coin.
Red Thumb Heads gives you 1000 red thumbs
Green Thumb Tails gives you 1000 FJ points
Try not to get banned
Red Thumb Heads gives you 1000 red thumbs
Green Thumb Tails gives you 1000 FJ points
Try not to get banned
#19
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threenippledcousin (09/11/2012) [-]
1. some thing where two people put items up, and the first to complete ten or capatchas wins, failing adds ten seconds or something similar.
2. weekly lottery every who picks up at least one item per day has a chance do win a random item, could be daily ( pick up 10 items) and your entered
3. slots - put in an item points affect your luck
2. weekly lottery every who picks up at least one item per day has a chance do win a random item, could be daily ( pick up 10 items) and your entered
3. slots - put in an item points affect your luck
How about... When a user is permabanned..... His items are raffled off, 1 by 1.
#104
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Deavas (09/15/2012) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER GREAT GAMBLING IDEA. IVE POSTED 5 OR 6 GOOD ONES ALREADY, BUT kim jong DIDNT GIVE ME SHIT FOR EM. BUT I DONT CARE.
WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A ROLLING GAME. THATS RIGHT, ALL YOU GOTTA DO TO JOIN THE GAME IS ANTE UP A RARE ITEM, THEN ROLL A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, AND YOU WIN THE JACKPOT! WHATS THE JACKPOT YOU ASK? ALL THE ITEMS GAMBLED BY THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT ROUND! SIMPLE, RIGHT?
BUT WAIT THERES MORE! IF YOU CAN ROLL A SECOND PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER AND GIVE YOU 2 OF EVERYTHING GAMBLED. THATS RIGHT! YOU COULD WIN DOUBLE FOR THE ADMISSION PRICE OF ONLY ONE!
BUT WAIT IM STILL NOT DONE! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE RULES! MATCHES LAST FOR A PRE-AGREED UPON TIME BY THE PLAYERS! LETS SAY 5 MINUTES. EACH PLAYER THEN HAS 5 MINUTES TO ROLL AS MANY TIMES AS THEY CAN TO ROLL A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS. IF NOBODY HAS ROLLED A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, IN THE ALLOTTED TIME, THEN YOU MAY WIN BY ROLLING THE FOLLOWING:
>USER WITH EITHER BILL, BILLY, OR MAYS IN THEIR NAME
>A PICTURE OF ONE OF MY AMAZING PRODUCTS THAT YOU BETTER DAMN WELL BUY
>THIS USER, DEAVAS. BECAUSE I SAY SO.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GAMBLE AWAY YOUR VALUABLES NOW, AND YOU CAN HAVE THE CHANCE TO INCREASE YOUR ITEMSTOCK TENFOLD! ORDER NOW!!!!
TL;DR I DONT FUCKING THINK SO IM THE GODDAMN BILLY MAYS AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A ROLLING GAME. THATS RIGHT, ALL YOU GOTTA DO TO JOIN THE GAME IS ANTE UP A RARE ITEM, THEN ROLL A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, AND YOU WIN THE JACKPOT! WHATS THE JACKPOT YOU ASK? ALL THE ITEMS GAMBLED BY THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT ROUND! SIMPLE, RIGHT?
BUT WAIT THERES MORE! IF YOU CAN ROLL A SECOND PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER AND GIVE YOU 2 OF EVERYTHING GAMBLED. THATS RIGHT! YOU COULD WIN DOUBLE FOR THE ADMISSION PRICE OF ONLY ONE!
BUT WAIT IM STILL NOT DONE! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE RULES! MATCHES LAST FOR A PRE-AGREED UPON TIME BY THE PLAYERS! LETS SAY 5 MINUTES. EACH PLAYER THEN HAS 5 MINUTES TO ROLL AS MANY TIMES AS THEY CAN TO ROLL A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS. IF NOBODY HAS ROLLED A PICTURE OF ME, BILLY MAYS, IN THE ALLOTTED TIME, THEN YOU MAY WIN BY ROLLING THE FOLLOWING:
>USER WITH EITHER BILL, BILLY, OR MAYS IN THEIR NAME
>A PICTURE OF ONE OF MY AMAZING PRODUCTS THAT YOU BETTER DAMN WELL BUY
>THIS USER, DEAVAS. BECAUSE I SAY SO.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GAMBLE AWAY YOUR VALUABLES NOW, AND YOU CAN HAVE THE CHANCE TO INCREASE YOUR ITEMSTOCK TENFOLD! ORDER NOW!!!!
TL;DR I DONT FUCKING THINK SO IM THE GODDAMN BILLY MAYS AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
how about a lucky dip, you pay 10,000 points to get a bag and this bag may have a rare in or may have a 5 potatoes etc
motha fucking recyler, put in a certain number of opened chests, get another one :DD for free
A Doubling/Tripling/Quadrupling system would be nice.
For example:
You put an item up to gamble, you can choose to double, triple, or quadruple if you win.
The more multiples you chose, the harder it is to win.
If you lose, you lose your item/FJ Points.
For example:
You put an item up to gamble, you can choose to double, triple, or quadruple if you win.
The more multiples you chose, the harder it is to win.
If you lose, you lose your item/FJ Points.
Drop FJ points as items.
Ice cream items.
Playing cards, all 52, prize if you can collect all 52 and the box.
Ice cream items.
Playing cards, all 52, prize if you can collect all 52 and the box.
Item roulette. Everyone puts an item in that is the same amount of points as the others. The items are then randomly distributed out among all the players.
#54
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Deavas (09/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
rolling contest: users offer up something, game is underway.
game functions similar to poker. essentially, it is poker.
*roll 5* and numbers equal points. 1 = ace, 0 = 10
>hands are as hands are, except for the ones that involve suits. include (not in order):
>>22xxx, 333xx, 4444x, 22333, 12345 - 78901, 2233x
>if quints are rolled, its ayahtzee royal flush. and is winnar. all other hands follow the rules of poker
rules for straights:
>higher straights outweigh lower ones
>a straight can be obtained if all the digits in a row are mixed up, however those rolled in order will obtain succession.
>> 75698 > 24153 but 75698 < 12345
am i missing anything important to poker? reply and let me know if so
game functions similar to poker. essentially, it is poker.
*roll 5* and numbers equal points. 1 = ace, 0 = 10
>hands are as hands are, except for the ones that involve suits. include (not in order):
>>22xxx, 333xx, 4444x, 22333, 12345 - 78901, 2233x
>if quints are rolled, its a
rules for straights:
>higher straights outweigh lower ones
>a straight can be obtained if all the digits in a row are mixed up, however those rolled in order will obtain succession.
>> 75698 > 24153 but 75698 < 12345
am i missing anything important to poker? reply and let me know if so
#26
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threenippledcousin (09/11/2012) [-]
using points you can bet on rolls, the more you bet the more numbers you can roll and therefore the higher rewards.
simple things like:
dubs: low rare
trips: average rare
quads: high rare
and so on, getting thins like 556 would count as dubs
bet against kim jong maybe ?
happy hour once people have donated x points a load of rares will drop, some could be hidden as commons and some rares are just commons.
simple things like:
dubs: low rare
trips: average rare
quads: high rare
and so on, getting thins like 556 would count as dubs
bet against kim jong maybe ?
happy hour once people have donated x points a load of rares will drop, some could be hidden as commons and some rares are just commons.
maybe you could bet on games and stuff like that. Kind of like vegas by putting an item on a team and if they win SB you get and Item with the value of that times the predicted odds