Unspun hero v2.0

The original "Unspun hero" (http://funnyjunk . com/channel/4chan/Unspun+hero/twffGgj/) post reminded me of a real life story that happened to me:
>Start living alone
>Have a hissing tarantula as pet
>Name is Spidersis
>One day spidersis escapes out of her tank
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Look all over the place
>Can't find her
>"Fuck it, I'll go to bed and continue looking tomorrow"
>Wake up to a horrifying scream
>Take hatchet from under bed because it's like the fourth burglary already
>Run downstairs while switching on every light possible
>Catch a glimps of burglar running for his life while Spidersis sit's on the floor and keeps on hissing
>She's the sis I've never had
>truestory.jpg