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A joke

Two men walk into a store

Guy1: Hey, watch this....

He proceeds to take 3 chocolate bars from the counter while the cashier looks away.
They then both step out of the store

Guy1: Trust me, you're never gonna see a better display of shoplifting than that. I stole three fucking chocolate bars, and they didn't even see me. Top that!

Guy2: Observe.

They step back into the store, and Guy 2 steps up to the cashier.
Guy2: You wanna see some magic?
Cashier: Sure!
Guy2: Give me a chocolate bar.

Cashier gives him the chocolate bar, and Guy2 proceeds to eat it.
Guy2: Give me another one...
He eats the second chocolate bar, and repeats the process a third time.

Cashier: Okay, so you ate three of my chocolate bars? Where the fuck is the magic?
Guy2: See this fine gentleman over here? Check his pockets.
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Submitted: 09/05/2012
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#2 - tacolad (09/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What's this? chocolates? In his pantesses? He took the chocolate bars!
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#25 - aconfuseddonut (09/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Three candy bars?
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User avatar #21 - bigblamo (09/05/2012) [-]
i was drinking soda..now my laptop screen is too.
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#16 - fuzionsauce (09/05/2012) [-]
cashier's face when
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User avatar #29 - cluffer (09/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
you have committed crimes against skyrim and it's people.
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#66 - potatotown (09/06/2012) [-]
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#58 - deathofnight (09/06/2012) [-]
Cashier'sFW
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#60 - SgtBaha (09/06/2012) [-]
Guy2's face when
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#128 - hakusprite (09/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#93 - davajz ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
guy1's fw
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#55 - themastertroller (09/06/2012) [-]
that was good, that was really good
that was good, that was really good
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#32 - crafty (09/05/2012) [-]
What happened to the wrappers?
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#79 - soarinxdashie ONLINE (09/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Guy 2's face when
Guy 2's face when
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#105 - yoshiwalker (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Speaking of chocolate
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#20 - betesta (09/05/2012) [-]
The joke and me
The joke and me
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#91 - sexypandas (09/06/2012) [-]
hfw
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#76 - milkwasabadchoice (09/06/2012) [-]
cashiers face when
cashiers face when
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#12 - tonttu (09/05/2012) [-]
To the front page. If this doesn't get there, I have lost all faith in humanity.
To the front page. If this doesn't get there, I have lost all faith in humanity.
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