What's your dirtiest joke?

A hobo walks into a bar and asks a bartender for a toothpick. The bartender gets confused, but gives the hobo a toothpick. 10 minutes later, another hobo comes in and asks for a toothpick. Again, the bartender gets confused but obliges with the request. 10 minutes later, a third hobo walks in and asks for a straw. The bartender asks, "how come the last two hobos asked for toothpicks but you're asking for a straw?" The hobo replies "well some guy threw up outside but all the chunky parts are gone now"

I like my woman like my wine. 12 years-old and lock in the cellar.