Item Game Ideas

I have many ideas, let me show them to you.

1: Different types of alchohol. We all love alchohol.

2: Pets

3: KEYS FOR THE GODDAMN CHESTS.

4: Carpenting skill, You have to collect recipes to make stuff for your house. Chairs, tables etc etc...

5: Different pornstars, if you collect all you will be awarded with the 1 million point Sasha Grey legendary item

6: Ranking for the people with most UNIQUE items aquired from contests (this requires more contests ofc.)

7: Random item contests, announce that you will disguise a unique item as a normal looking item like sugar cubes or something like that.

I thought of this one after reading spikethedragon's post

The R Key

It's value would be 20,000

Description would be "The most commonly pressed key on an Item Collectors keyboard."

General Item Ideas
-All things 'My Black Son' (my black son) promised.
-An avatar to whom you can equip stuff on.
-Each player has their own house or castle, size depending on FJ points.
-Item store where you can sell items, and buy common items with your FJ points
-Get random items for loggin in, reaching frontpage or even there's a chance of getting an item when thumbing content (this way more people rate stuff).
-Funnyjunk item lottery, though FJ points (about 3 Rare items, 20 semi rare and 50 common).
-Certain page on FJ get special drops that can only be seen on those certain pages. Also you can drop certain items on the pages you want.
-When trading the list of items should be in pages (list is too long).
-More ways you can organize items.
-Item auctions and multiple item trading/mass trading.
-Battle system, where you can chalenge players into a battle, or fight monsters ie. Dragon in order to get items ie. Dragon Meat

An item listing tab. You can create a listing and people can see it and send you a trade. This would eliminate having to go through people's profiles to see if they have the item and if they are even willing to trade the item. For example I would make a listing that I am willing to trade copper ore x1. Someone would see the listing and shout me a trade. Also, you can set up a listing for what you want. Example I would list a strange crystal x1 as an item I am looking for and whoever is looking to trade their strange crystal can send me an offer.

Trying again since only one of my ideas was good last time.
- More Ore/Gems (Ex: Obsidian, Platinum, Funnyite Junkite)
- More Archetypes of weapons than just angelic and demonic. (Ex: Crystalline, Legendary, Light, Darkness)
- Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Dead Famous Musicians (Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, John Lennon, etc.)
- War Machines (Ex: Tanks, Submarines, Helicopters)
- Different kind of herbs (We have an alchemy table item after all)

- Scroll of Philosophy (Credit to bluboyrulez for name and Desc)
Desc: Written by Philosiraptor himself
Points: 25,000

-Thumbs Down Bass (Yes, I know this is already suggested, but I'd like to see it, as I'm currently learning how to play bass)
Points: 5,000

-Red Pancake
Desc: Worse than blue waffle (Seriously, don't google that shit.)
Points: 5,000
(GUISE SRSLY, Don't google that.)

Crafting Ideas:
The ability to chisel out statues (Requires a very high crafting level, and a lot of materials.)

Allow people to feed face items to the book of human sacrifice

Refining Items!!!!!

I don't know if this has been suggested yet, but we could refine the items we have.

Method #1: Combine two of the exact same items (weapons, shields, etc.) and get an improved version of the same item with improved or augmented attributes.
[i.e. Demon Axe Of Violent Rape + Demon Axe Of Violent Rape = +1 Demon Axe Of Violent Rape (or even Demonic Axe of Disemboweling Rape)].

Method #2: Combine an item (weapon, shield, etc.) with an upgrading item (excess ingots of the item's type or maybe a special upgrading gem or crystal) to get the improved version of the item.
[i.e. Demon Axe Of Violent Rape + 200 evil ingots (or 20 'special/magical' crystals of upgrade) = +1 Demon Axe Of Violent Rape (or even Demonic Axe of Disemboweling Rape)].

You could even go further and give the upgrade a certain measure of success or failure based on how much material the individual is willing to devote to the process, giving the upgraded items a certain prestige that will be associated with their holders.
Also you could require special tools for upgrading (like a hearth for tempering or a distillery for distillation of the special ingredients); or require a certain skill level to be reached before upgrading is available.

Have ingredients which can be brewed into a potion that gives you perks or abilities. Of course these perks would only last like 15 minutes.

For example:
Asian perk: Captchas are now one digit. (instead of 45-4, it's 3+5.)

There also can be super rare perks:
Twins of fortune: You get the acquired item twice, instead of once.

or even bad perks:
Eye cancer: Super blurry captchas
or
Numb brain: The captchas are no harder (instead of 35+4, it's 927-43)


Just a thought, my black son.

1. A knife, so we can combine the knife and the gun into a knifegun.
2. The "Nothing to do here" Jetpack
3. A Incredibly rare ginger soul?
4. Highest possible roll.
5. GGG's Joint
6. SBS's Hat
7. Philosoraptor's book of philosophy

this is a Thumbs Up Guitar

what we need

is a Thumbs Down Bass.

exactly the same, just red, and with 4 strings. same point value

The Diabeetus item.
Worth 15,000 points.
Can only be created after combining 250 salt items.

A slot machine that will have a random value of 10,000 - 1 value.

Idea- Hover your mouse over a username within the item trading/discussion board and a "wishlist" will appear of items the user desires. Vice versa with items willing to trade.

If hovering over the name is not possible then a button next to the flag button can be implemented for the item boards only where users can click and have another users "wishlist" be displayed. (would prefer to see the icons appear rather than just text)

I think this will eliminate the issue of having to go to users pages every time you want to trade an item or look for one. This also eliminates the need to friend a user before seeing their inventory (given their profile is blocked) or what they want to trade you.

PLANETS!!!! Do planets as items! Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Then make moons, like our moon, phobos, deimos, europa, titan, lo, callisto, pandora, hyperion, prometheus, calypso, atlas, and much much more!!!! It'll be FUCKING AWESOME!!!

If you gather 100 of the Rare Wine Stolen From kim jong's Cabinet you can return them back and get a medal or a badge.

Give us ways to organise our item tading lists.
I have more than a hundred items, so when I try t trade with someone it's near impossible to find the specific item I want togive them because there's too many items in my list.

So give us the option to arrange the items in alphabetical/value order, that'd make it far easier to find things.

Gift box
Open it to find a surprise item.
Can be recycles to send gifts to other users!

Item trading screen search function.

Its fucking annoying to dig through hundreds of items with tiny icons to find that ONE item out of 300+.
Seriously. Make it please.

FunnyJunk Official Gambling Game

2 - 6 Users join a room.
These users play FunnyJunk Poker (or regular poker), and bet with items.

Example:
User1 puts down 1 Rare Scythe
User2 puts down 3 FJ Coins
-Poker-
User1 wins
User1 keeps Scythe, and gains 3 FJ Coins

1. Pets
2. Mass item trading
3.Trading post
4.Auction house
5. Arena
6. Casino- gamble fj points for rares