That's Too Bad

You know what I mean

You do know that 1:30 A.M is the morning, right?

So... technically he could've partied from say... 9:00 P.M to 1:30 P.M and it could be considered partying all night, considering it's the morning time now.

so he partied for 16 and a half hours?

Party hard bro.

ermergerd!

I meant 9:00 P.M to 1:30 A.M.

motposters entire post could go along with my typo.

Considering you know what I mean ._____________.

Man up and post on your account

The cool part is, I've never been to reddit or 9gag.

Pretty much the only other website remotely similiar to FJ that I've visited would probably be Ebaumsworld, and that was before it died off. :P

Idk about you but I usually start drinking at 8pm, a bottle of vodka doesn't last that long even by myself.

Obviously.
Apparently one 750ml bottle of Smirnoff vodka isn't a lot to you is it big guy?
Or are you trying to say it's too much for one person?

750ml of 80 proof vodka is enough to kill a person if they drink it alone. And usually it's just me, my 2 brothers, and my dad so 2 bottles to 4 people gets you fucked up.

If you were stupid enough to drop it quick you could die, but between 8 and 1:30 that's a pretty standard party amount.
I'm not trying to act like a bad ass or anything, I'm just saying that that's alright night, not a crazy night.

Where is the fun in taking 5 hours to drink 1 bottle? We bought some freeze (however it's spelled) and it didn't last long enough for me to get drunk between me and 4 people.

Shoot I had a bottle of skittles vodka a 5th of the way full and it didn't last more than 30 minutes and that shit tasted like cough syrup and alcohol.

I usually just down the bottle (any sort of spirit really) within the first 3 hours then drink wine/beer and some shots for the rest.
I guess it just depends on what you call being drunk and how high your tolerance is.
(Fun fact to any highschool kids reading this: if you do have a high tolerance to alcohol enjoy it now, because after highschool it just means that your broke ass has to pay more to have fun.)

Shit I wanna see someone down a bottle of smirnoff that'll be a sight.

I done 3/4's of a bottle in one go after having 2 and a half bottles of wine, I can't remember anything, but my friends said I sat down for a while, vomited, collapsed vomited some more then passed out, then vomited some more after that. And that's the night I learned my limits, ha ha.

Are we talking just drinking straight out of the bottle? If not then oh pffchhtt

I drunk half a bottle of the 750ml in under 30 minutes and I was eating a sub, I set it on a chair and picked up the entire chair, tried handing it to my brother going "h-dude...h-hold my sub..i dont want it to get hurt!" and I was unable to stand up.

you don't buy super expensive Vodka to get smashed, and if you do you're either super rich or fucking stupid. Smirnoff is nice and cheap.

There is no Smirnoff in my wolf-fuck of a country.

Oh you're so hardcore.
Because the time of day effects how much you drink?
I bet you use chasers too, you probably have 1 bottle every 4 people too XD

You are talking shit about drinking and saying you don't like alcohol?
That's like talking shit about someone being bad at sex when you're a virgin.

I don't like alcohol anymore.
I liked it before.

You haven't denied that you use chasers.

English isn't my primary, what are chasers?

Like when people suck on a lime after downing some tequila, or sucking salt off your hand. It makes the alcohol taste go away quicker.

Oh no, I don't do that.
But it's a big attraction here in Croatia.
Most of the time I just sit at the bar and drink a beer.
I know I said I don't like alcohol but I can tolerate beer

Then why the fuck are you trying to talk shit. God damn grow some balls.
Do you even lift bruh? Fight me in real life faggot.

Yes , yes I do.
Also, we got a badass over here

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Lol at all the negatives because people don't realize all that text is the "internet tough guy" meme.

Here is another comment to thumb down with no one explaining why they thumbed it down.

A chaser is when you mix another liquid like pop or an energy drink with what ever you're drinking so like captain morgan and coca cola.

shut up dude..

Why?
Am I wrong?

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