inb4 tl'dr

Laptop is dying. You all disappointed me. No one wins.

you laughed at one of these you're just not going to own up to it and i know it
faggot

I really didn't in all honesty. They're really stupid. Also, even if you make me laugh you won't win because you're immature.

because i believe random people on the internet.

I gave it away yesterday

try and make me laugh then

Easier in person and no thanks I have no motive

PLEASE LAUGH

You're not funny

no

im assuming broken because it wont load

Broken

dont even care anymore

What's it like to not be funny?

fucking horrible
ive posted about 70+ gifs

No

1 hour in
:/

Go to bed man

im determined to make you laugh

Oh Ronaldo

Ow

this is imo the funniest one ive posted
inb4 ive already seen it and laughed at it before

inb4 haven't seen it and still stupid

GOD DAMNIT .GIF FUCKING WORK FOR ONCE

Idiot

3 am now
/sigh

Go to bed man

i want the dgt more than i want to go to sleep
is that bad?

this ,gif WILL work

But it isn't

its working for me

Aw

ive done this for 45 minutes now...

Wow it's 3 am

She's hot

He ugly

please i want to sleep

So go to bed

That's good cause you;re not winning

Bring it bitch

Or what?

Fight me hand to hand pussy

I got this

You'll make me laugh one day

ive posted like 40 now

I'd rail her

All of your gifs are broken

great, another broken .gif

No

I'm done, two important tests tomorrow.

Study hard

Good luck to somebody for winning this thing ...

Nop

Front page

Nope

I see you like Family Guy?

Is that a dog? ):

What an idiot

True but no

Stop there it isn't working

Another gif I laughed hard at when I first saw it ):

pls

No man

wat.

Random as fucl

Nope

The gif is fucked up

no its broken god damnit

What a loser

No

I love that gif! I wish I haven't seen it already because the first time I did I was cracking up

Those jokes are so stupid

Their screams only fueled his erection

YOu have some of the better stuff so keep tryinh

Seems more useful than funny

Sandy hit me

... C'mon do YOU even find that humerous?

He isn't going to deliver, just keep saying no until we give up.

I honestly am buddy you guys just aren't funny tbh. Sorry.

No

Ow. but no.

"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.

"No thanks," she replied.

"Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it."

She pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."

I said, "It's on the scales."

You are the one who posted encouraging people to post ...

Got bored of just replying with words

I don't have much for items, and can't post pictures. I do have a few jokes for you though.

I was fucking this woman the other day when I said:

"Are you sure size doesn't matter?"

"No you cunt" she screamed, "it's still rape."

Rape jokes are so retarded

Why.

by

the

way

No

...

No

No

not really funny but a useful gif

would be better if it said inb4 butthurt

Nope

ive posted like 15
pls

Make me laugh....

Nuh uh

No

This always makes me laugh.

Looks like art work btw sorry but no

How's about this? It cracks me up but then again I am easily amused.

Not really

Damn, well this is my last try I'm out of ideas.

Best one by far. Broke a smile buy I didn't laugh sadly.

Shit, what does it take to make you laugh man?!

I have a great sense of humor and idk most of the jokes I laugh at are my own because I'm fyucking hilarious. Duh.

Hmmm you a fan of Breaking Bad?

No. Heard it's good

Getting pretty desperate here.

Nuh uh

I know I said I would stop several tries ago but I can't for some reason. How's about this?

If you haven't laughed at it yourself why post it?

All the stuff I've been posting crack me up.

Ohh ok

Okay this one really fucks me up.

Nope

Well I tried, good day to you sir.

Alright this is my last try for real. I don't know what will make you laugh.

No

No

Deciding whether to come out of the closet or not was the toughest choice I've ever had to make.

I was bursting with piss but my daughter hadn't finished masturbating.

No

So this is my tard story..

>So there's this girl in my grade, she's autistic or some retarded shit.
>She tells the guidance counselors who her "special people" are.
>I'm one of them
>She starts this bowling program fucking thing
>Every other Sunday we go bowling
>I'm in the car in the backseat with her
>This fucking tard is obsessed with knock-knock jokes
>She says, "james! knock knock!"
>who the fuck is there you fucking retard
>Boo!
>Boo who?
>As I'm saying the word who, she projectile vomits on my arm
>oh god fucking kill me
>Tard's whalemom pulls the car over on the highway
>Says, "james, are you ok?"
>Fuck you, are you fucking kidding me? I have tard vomit all over me.
>tardwhalemom starts laying thin napkins on my clothes to clean the vomit
>get back in the car, expecting to go home
>tardwhalemom drives us to the bowling alley
>i bowl a fucking perfect game, with bumpers, of course.
>alpha as fuck.

Interesting if true, but I think you went on a date with that girl.

Completely true story. I could have my friends confirm it, if you'd like, but only 2 of them have FJ accounts.

I believe it but that doesn't make it funny no offemse

It's cool.

I like you the most.

hah thanks man, I appreciate it. You seem like a pretty chill guy.

If I don't laugh you take the cake idk it seems as if we're alike

Same name, too. If your name really is james, that is.

I go by Dimitri

Oh sweet. is your real name James?

How did you start going by Dimitri?

Yea and Dimitri is just James translated to Greek

That's awesome. Is that just a decision you made? Or are you greek? Because that really is pretty sweet.

How old are you by the way? And I'm Greek.

Sweet. I'm 17. My bday was last monday. How about you?

I turn 17 in May. You say sweet a lot...

Yeah sweet is one of my favorite words. And yeah, I didn't have power on my birthday thanks to the storm. Were you hit?

Yup

Where do you live in the US?

NJ

Yeah I see the same thing. I'll add you bro!

Fat.

Not funny but best so far

pls

You're pretty needy for some pixels

i really want it :/

I can tell

What a dumb girl. But nope.

XD

Weird not funny

Nope

I remember the shit storm that kid put for posting his pic

Nah

Seen it too many times to laugh again

Nope

Nah

Nope

Don't watch that show

mfw

I like the reply but nothing even made me smile yet ):

No

Nope

Enlarge if necessary.

Nuh uh

Eh

go for it.

Eh

Nope keep going

Ok have you heard

Clever but not funny

Songs aren't really funny

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/English/MmNfGZz/

The American visiting London one is better

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3634932/Yes...+they+exist/

Heard what?