Things I have learned so far in my life

1: Doesn't matter who started it the youngest sibling always wins

2: There comes a time when half assing what you do in life catches up to you and you actually have to start taking things seriously

3: Just because it relates t your real life doesn't mean the meme is based on you

4: If it sounds like a bad idea, it might not be. No risk, no reward

5: some people are just way better at entering the captchas on funnyjunk better than I am

6: Spending a lot of time on the internet may help you in conversation, but may make it awkward if someone asks you to reference your sources

7: Creepers are frakkin scary

8: Retro tends to be better

9: Just because the music is awesome doesn't mean that while listening to Two Steps From Hell you can punch holes through walls and do parkour

10: People are more likely to look at a pretty picture instead of a bunch of text

11: people may not always find you funny, but if you can make a few people laugh you've done a good job

12: there is no set meaning to life, you just gotta try and make it through with minimal regrets [note: not the meaning of life, just a good rule of thumb]

13: not everything on 4chan is funny

14: sometimes the latter is true with funnyjunk

15: no one is going to read this up to this point

16: oh...you're still reading

17: why are you still reading this

18: seriously just go to the next post already

19: your already this far away from the front page a little farther won't kill you

20: seriously stop reading this

21: fine, you can keep reading

22: if you want a girl to like you, getting into the friendzone is a start, and makes you seem either more desirable to other females or just really gay...

23: sometimes it's better to be with friends than alone

24: you were an idiot on facebook when you first started, give the other people who are dumbasses a break once in a while

25: honestly, I don't think anyone actually understands what swag is anymore...it's like how people changed the meaning of the words faggot and gay

26: Double spacing is a great way to make an essay look longer than it really is

27: 7yp1ng 1n 1337 15 m0r3 3ff0r7 7h4n n3553554ry 70 7yp3...just type normally yeesh

28: sometimes life will screw you over, you just gotta find a way to screw it back

29: this list is incomplete and will never be finished probably

and since you made it this far I offer you a joke

An Irish man walks out of a Bar...yeah it wasn't that funny was it...I apologize for wasting your time...?