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Sorry Mom

>Gets woken up, struggling and gasping for air because my cat decided to lay her fat ass on my face
>Usually lets it go..but not this time..
>I knocked her off the bed and started scolding her
>"Didnt I tell you not to do that..damn it Karma..Would you like it if I waited till you went to sleep and put my ass in your face"
>She had no reaction which pissed me off further
>Proceeded to wag my ass in my cats face yelling "You like it? You want it?"
>MFW its 2 a.m. and my mom is now in my doorway watching me offer my ass to my cat
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Submitted: 08/21/2012
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#5 - cancerousiguana (08/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Do you know what "MFW" means?
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User avatar #15 - bananaporn (08/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So...I dont happen to be successful with pictures and shit...therefore Imagine the face I made and dont be such twatcunts
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User avatar #14 - loopymatpi (08/22/2012) [-]
It looks like
*puts shades on*
Karma's a bitch.

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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#6 - DCat (08/22/2012) [-]
Mfw you don't have a face
Mfw you don't have a face
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#12 - albierio (08/22/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS FACE?
BUT WHO WAS FACE?
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User avatar #21 - deadfeds (08/22/2012) [-]
My cat is a fucking bitch, if you try to pet her shell try to kill you. She will come to you though and let you pet her, but even then its iffy. Sometimes this little cunt will come lay on me, fucking claw me (kneading I guess) and smell my armpits and will throw a fit if I try to get up. She rapes my armpit, and theres nothing I can do about it but lay there and pretend it doesnt tickle.
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User avatar #20 - lupislord (08/22/2012) [-]
I always thought Karma was a bitch...
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User avatar #11 - turtledude (08/22/2012) [-]
the cat's name is karma...
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User avatar #4 - ROFL (08/21/2012) [-]
MFW ? where's your face nigga ?
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#1 - thenewatticuslock (08/21/2012) [-]
So, what about your face?
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#22 - SirVladimir (08/22/2012) [-]
**SirVladimir rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at When Somebody Hit Wing Mirror ... **

>YFW you have no face
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#13 - bubbabrent (08/22/2012) [-]
**bubbabrent rolled a random image posted in comment #76758 at Item Discussion ** mfw i am offered ass
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#3 - aenemaniac (08/21/2012) [-]
I think this means your cat's name is "Karma" which is pretty cool, but it'd be even better if your dog had that moniker. Then you could be able to say this phrase honestly: "Karma's my bitch"
 
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