TLDR

>Gather round let me tell you a story
>About the most annoying guy i've ever met
>Right about the time i left school this fucktard came into my life
>Years later this fucker still won't leave me alone
>Many times he tried to beat me in everything that i tried
>On every occasion i fought back (sometimes i'd win sometimes i'd lose)
>Taking a walk, riding my bike he was always following me
>He always seemed to have it easier than me
>Everyday i became envious of his achievements
>Risking my life occasionally to out stage him
>Fucker even got a better pet than me just to piss me off
>Usually we'd meet up and he'd brag about how much of a success he is
>Couldn't ever seem to keep up with the prick
>Knowing that he was always two steps ahead kept me going really
>I'd just think of his smug face and keep trying harder
>Not one day went by that i didn't imagine beating him at last
>Getting stronger and stronger as the days went by
>Only getting to the top and destroying him would satisfy me
>And do you want to know who this piece of shit is?
>Keep reading and i'll tell you

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