So, I had a day off recently, yesterday to be exact. And in that I wanted to sleep in.
Now, everyone wants to sleep in when they know exactly what its like to work every day and take work home with you at night and on the weekends so you can keep up and GET DAT PROMOTION!
And so I had a day off....
And I didn't get to sleep in because my brother threw me a text at 7am....
I keep my phone on when I sleep:
A) As an alarm
and
B) Just in case of an emergency
This was the text:
Bro: Yo herp
Bro: Umm are you home 1 and 2 who do you know has batman "darkknight"
Me: derp... it is 7 in the morning on my day off. GTFO ky text lime (half asleep text FTW!)
Bro: Ky text lime :s??
Bro: :/
Me: My text line. Get a fuckin clue dude. I'm trying to sleep and its not funny. I dont get many opportunities to sleep like this. Just stop texting back and GET A CLUE! AND NO I DONT TO ANSWER YOUR FRIEKING QUESTION OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW AWESOME THE MOVIE IS!!
Me: How about this, from now on just dont text before 10.... unless its an emergency
Bro: Um I was... talking about the old batman...
Bro: Not the new one
Bro: But ok go back to sleep
Me: Bro, you just woke me up for fucking batman...........
Bro: Nooo, for the location of a batman movie.
Me: YOU STILL FUCKING WOKE ME UP ON MY DAY OFF FOR BATMAN!!!
Bro: FUCK YOU! ITS NOT JUST BATMAN! ITS THE BATMAN!!
TL;DR?
Bro woke me up on my day off cause he wanted to watch Batman.
