A Message to all of FunnyJunk

I hate all of you. You're all a bunch of losers who don't know their own morals. Ever since I came here I've been shocked by how much disregard humanity you show. I mean it's one thing to bully kids on the internet by trolling him by the thousands, but then you all turn around, protect one kid you feel has been wronged and then you all consider yourselves heroes? Pathetic.

You guys are the reason we are so despised by the world and viewed as "asocial loser nerd types." I can't believe how so many of you regard yourselves so superior to others you so easily condemn, when you are as prejudiced and stubborn as they are. I'm talking about all those teens you consider "ignorant" for upholding social hypes. All the #SWAG guys, teen pregnancy girls, justin bieber lovers and gangsters are people too! They deserve a basic amount of respect!

Can't you see how self absorbed you are? Can't you see how arrogant you're all being? Can't you see how hypocritical you are?

But most importantly, can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?