>in grade 11
>hot girl from Out of town new in school
>usually pretty beta but decide to pounce
>sit next to her in music class
>she plays clarinet
>"nice clarinet you got there"
>basic standard clarinet everyone has
>why the fuck did i say that
>she laughs and blushes
>that was easy
>get talking
>asks me to join her band
>says she plays bass
>agree, meeting at her house after school
>show up on time with my guitar
>she invites me in, no one home
>tells me to take a seat
>she gets me to sit in her kitchen
>says she's changing and brb
>dont know wtf im thinking but i take my pants Off, underwear and all
>her and her brother walk back in
>they have instruments out, he has drumsticks
>she had changed Into like a turtleneck and jeans
>cock hanging out, tell them i was just sratching my leg and i couldnt get at it with pants on
>she says its ok, and she begIns taking off her clothes
>she strips naked, then starts pulling at skin
>pulls of skin, turns out to be chris hansen, brother does the same and ends up being a very attractive glass of lemonade
>chris hansen asks me why im here
>i say to play music
>ask why dick out at 11 year olds house
>mfw i was the music teacher for grade 6 class
>i was on an acid
>run out of house
>cops everywhere
>"get on the floor"
>everybody walk the dinosaur