Okay, so I know a lot of you will think I'm lying, but I wanna share this with you.
(This happened to a great friend of mine, Burraki, and Imma post it so you can enjoy it as well. I'll be telling it from his point of view.)
So Joe (neighbor whom we drag around with us so he doesn't feel lonely and we need the scapegoat) asks me for advice. He says, "Hey, Burraki, um... can you help me with something?"
Not wanting to be rude I reply, "Sure! I'll try to help!"
Okay, so this girl I like got drunk last night and we started to talk. After a while, she said she wanted to have sex with me. After some time on this topic, my friend grabbed my phone and ran into the bathroom. He took a picture of his dick and sent it to her. Now, she thinks it's my dick. Today, she got mad at me and said I took advantage of her. What should I do?
Again, not wanting to be an ass, I give him what little advice I can offer.
A little while later, he has his phone left out and I decide to look through it to see how everything went down. Well, this is when it starts to turn juicy. I see that not only did he bring up the topic, but he asked, and I quote, "can i c ur boobs" That message, for whatever reason, gets ignored.
After a little while more, they decide to cyber over phone. I'll now recite the conversation.
Girl: I walk in to your room
Joe: I hug u
I hug you back
I kiss u
I kiss you back
(I can't remember what happens here)
I take off my shirt
i take of my pants