The Door - True Story Bro

Well, The Door Christian Fellowship Church just came by our apartment today (kinda like Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses)and started talking to me. I always entertain these people, because I'm not one to close doors. But when they invited me to their church I declined, mentioning that most Religions frown upon my lifestyle. I mentioned about being Homosexual and boy oh boy did the lady rip into me. "Homosexuality is a sin." Her husband behind her nodded, and got fluffed up too, trying to lecture me about it. I replied at points with other 'sins', such as Divorce. I also mentioned my relationship with God is mine, and I feel I am where I belong, which just got them more flustered at me. At one point they tried to tell me my Boyfriend, the man I've been with for four years now, is molesting me. I just pokerfaced, and opened the door, and asked Tom to come to the door. "Tom, are you molesting me?" He looked so confused, but the Lady wasn't ready to give up. She started to preach to Tom, which Tom just backed into the Apartment and told me to not waste my time. So, one of the last things I said was "You know, if hating gay's is your thing, you should move to Kansas. There is an entire church their that hates homosexuals. It's called the Westboro Baptist Church. Their site is GodHatesFags dot com. I said my good-byes and walked inside. I noticed when they went to leave they didn't go to any other apartments, they just got in their car and left. I must've stirred them up something awful. OH WELL. Don't come to my door telling me my life is an abomination. That hat you were wearing lady, that was an abomination.