>be in Switzerland
>at water park
>in lazy river
>couple in pool making out pretty much having sex
>really annoying
>decide to piss all over them
> realize that water is probably already full of piss
> come up with plan that I would jizz in pool, cause girl to be pregnant, the guy finds out it isn't his child, break up and now no one would have to see them have sex in the pool
>do it
>then I realize that there are a lot of women swimming near
>I could be the dad of 10 kids and they will never know me
>black dad level over 9000
