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#2800578 - Deavas (01/23/2013) [-]
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tell me a joke. best joke wins. any simple one will do. but there are rules

1. i must laugh out loud
2. i must not have heard the joke before

good luck with #2 lel

winner gets like a cookie or something i dont even know
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#2800733 to #2800578 - oishiine (01/23/2013) [-]
I made this for you Deavas

I hope you like it

It took me a long time

Please don't hate
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User avatar #2800674 to #2800578 - tgptrixie (01/23/2013) [-]
what has 3 feet but cant stand up?
#2800689 to #2800674 - Deavas (01/23/2013) [-]
a yardstick?
User avatar #2800742 to #2800689 - tgptrixie (01/23/2013) [-]
damn you actually got it or knew it lol i get most people with that one
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User avatar #2800653 to #2800578 - PFCMadness (01/23/2013) [-]
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
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User avatar #2800629 to #2800578 - fearlessdeeds (01/23/2013) [-]
If Deavas guarded your legs, he'd be Greavas
User avatar #2800604 to #2800578 - Nightelfbane (01/23/2013) [-]
okay fine

SO, I SAY TO MY GIRLFRIEND
"HEY, I WANT A LITTLE PUSSY"
AND SHE SAYS
"ME TOO, MINE'S AS BIG AS A HOUSE!"
#2800617 to #2800604 - Deavas (01/23/2013) [-]
predator :)
User avatar #2800661 to #2800617 - Nightelfbane (01/23/2013) [-]
SO IM JUST SITTING THERE
AND THEN HANAKO KISSES HISAO AND EVERYONE IN THE BACKGROUND IS LIKE "AWWW" AND MY HEART IS FEELING ALL FUNNY AND IT FEELS LIKE IM GONNA CRY BUT I CANT CRY BECAUSE IM EMOTIONALLY STUNTED AND I WANT TO CRY BUT I CANT CRY COME SET ME FREE FROM THIS OBLIVION
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User avatar #2800600 to #2800578 - thesovereigngrave (01/23/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies/2798613#2798613

It's not really a joke, but it's all I got.
User avatar #2800599 to #2800578 - jordandovon (01/23/2013) [-]
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A mudslide.
User avatar #2800591 to #2800578 - Nightelfbane (01/23/2013) [-]
have you seen the first predator?
#2800632 to #2800591 - Deavas (01/23/2013) [-]
oh sorry i thought that was the joke, i was confused a bit till that second one
User avatar #2800587 to #2800578 - lillpip (01/23/2013) [-]
y did thu chiken cros da rode?
2 get 2 the othr side
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