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#2654069 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
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>be me
>be overweight but still have a few girls interested in me
>ask one of them to go to the movies with me
>she said yes
>I get prepared for weeks, raising extra money for shit
>get nice, casual clothes
>go to her house
>knock on door
>mother answers
>mother calls her from room
>she comes to the door
>she laughs at me
>"Do you think you really had a shot with me? Pivot you're such a dumbass!"
>go back to my place
>cry
>never forget

And that's why I don't trust women anymore.
#2654103 to #2654069 - dustypengwin (01/13/2013) [-]
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Coulda been worse. Could've dated, then find out she was cheating and didn't like you in the first place.
#2654104 to #2654069 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
stories like this are why i love being asexual

that still sucks though
User avatar #2654091 to #2654069 - taokami ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
aww dude, what a bitch
User avatar #2654092 to #2654069 - peanutsaurusrex (01/13/2013) [-]
i told you that you were a fat fuck
is your name really pivot?
User avatar #2654102 to #2654092 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
Is your name really peanutsaurusrex?
User avatar #2654110 to #2654102 - peanutsaurusrex (01/13/2013) [-]
well she called you pivot

im guessing this story is a lie
User avatar #2654125 to #2654110 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
Because I don't want to say my real name?
Similar to how in 4chans story, people call them anon and not their real names?
User avatar #2654134 to #2654125 - peanutsaurusrex (01/13/2013) [-]
THE STORY IS A LIE
User avatar #2654160 to #2654134 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
YOU'RE A LIE
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#2654084 to #2654069 - friendfull **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2654109 to #2654084 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
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I have present for you though

Enjoy
User avatar #2654077 to #2654069 - royalwerewolf (01/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2654086 to #2654077 - pivotmasterdm (01/13/2013) [-]
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