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#2589524 - bitchesdigcelestia
(01/09/2013) [-]
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>On the way home from work I decide to stop at Walmart to get some chocolate milk
>We have Nes-Quik mix at home but I hate that shit
>Enter the store start walking back to the Dairy isle and I pass the candy isle on the way there and decide to get some MnM's
>see 2 little shit-dick Mexican children at the other end of the isle stuffing as much candy as they could into their coats
>fucking amateurs weren't even grabbing twizzlers
>they didn't see me so I grabbed my MnM's and headed to the intercom phone in the next isle over
>My friend use to work there so i know the phone code
>"attention walmart shoppers, there are 2 small Latino vagrants stealing candy"
> look around the corner see them stuffing as much stuff back on the shelves as they can but it's too late it's too late
> one of the employees and a manager start running towards me thinking it was a joke
>then their attention is averted to the little thieves
> the one employee grabs them and starts pulling them to the front of the store
>the manager comes up to me and grabs the phone and hangs it up and says "follow me"
>at the front the manager types some shit at a register and gives me my MnM's for free
>walking out of the store i see the 2 kids with a burly puerto rican man yelling at them and a woman looking very upset (their parents presumably)
>walk out of the store feeling alpha as fuck
>fast forward 15 minutes and Im eating MnM's in the car
>drive by a dairy farm on the way home
>look to the left...cows
>look to the right...cows
>i forgot my chocolate milk
#2589617 to #2589524 - hirollin
(01/09/2013) [-]
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#2589551 to #2589524 - leagetshitpack
(01/09/2013) [-]
chocolate milk
#2589542 to #2589524 - taokami
(01/09/2013) [-]
that made me laugh 10/10 would laugh again
that made me laugh 10/10 would laugh again
#2589533 to #2589524 - mikelan
(01/09/2013) [-]
10/10 would rate again.
#2589544 to #2589533 - bitchesdigcelestia
(01/09/2013) [-]
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i see what you did there
and I acknowledge it and give you a thumb
#2589532 to #2589524 - mikelan
(01/09/2013) [-]
10/10 would rate again