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I just got back from a sweet new year's party. I got totally drunk and banged like, 15 chicks. Everyone there got really sad when I left because I was the life of the party, but I got better things to do then entertain those jokes. Anyway, I just came here to remind you all how much your lives suck, sitting there, wasting away your life at your computers without any real friends. I gotta go now though, 'cause I got this totally hot chick I brought back from the party begging for my cock in the other room. Maybe after I'm done bangin' her I'll dump her and check out some other parties. I'm out fuckers.