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User avatar #1297846 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
okay i'm back about that same girl from earlier guys

she started taking me on a guilt trip saying shit like "so much for never hurting me" and all this shit

so i told her i was gay

im not gay

plz help
#1297979 to #1297846 - gildedbronyi (09/24/2012) [-]
i lied, im not gay
#1297854 to #1297846 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
Why did you do that in the first place?
User avatar #1297859 to #1297854 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
on the spot thinking so she'd stop making me feel bad

i feel worse lmao
User avatar #1297897 to #1297859 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, you better find a way to say that you're no longer gay, or just, I dont know, tell the truth. what if said girl has trust issues? you just lied, and now you're fucked.
User avatar #1297912 to #1297897 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
her last boyfriend cheated on her aswell omg

i feel so bad
#1297937 to #1297912 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
I'd have to say the final judgment is: you're fucked, unless you can pull an idea out of your ass.
User avatar #1297951 to #1297937 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
thinking of a noose and shit atm

i'm in so much deep shit yet all i can seem to do is laugh
#1297978 to #1297951 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
Being an hero is not the best option for this tiny hurdle in life. those that expect the truth, need the truth.
User avatar #1298018 to #1297978 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
i'm liking the bunnies btw. But i always complain about girls falling for dickheads.
and now i am one of them, it's just so... wrong lmao. But no, the truth will be locked inside until it tears me to peices slowly
#1298052 to #1298018 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
That guilt is going to eat you up a whole lot, I'll bet $50 that you break in the next week or so.
User avatar #1298073 to #1298052 - turtlepoop (09/24/2012) [-]
there's always that chance to be fair. Or maybe when one of my friends tells her about my massive porn folder or somit, oh well, lifes a bitch :p
User avatar #1298096 to #1298073 - gameshredder (09/24/2012) [-]
If anything, a real friend wouldnt tell a person that you have a large folder of straight porn. A real friend would wait till a nice time to tell everyone that you have a folder full of 10 GB of gay porn. your secret will not only be safe, but too hard to not prove false.
User avatar #1297851 to #1297846 - chrislafff (09/24/2012) [-]
Um, if you're not gay, why'd you say you were gay?
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