>At hospital with grandma
>Little brother being born
>In waiting room
>(Had never encountered black people.)
>A wild group of Nigs and Niglets appear and sit in the chairs across from me
>Me: "Grandma! MONKIES! GRANDMA LOOK, THE MONKIES! WOOOH!"
>Grandma flips ****
>Nigs go crazy
>Call me 'racist lil' fukka'
>Grandma drags me out of the ensuing storm of Nig rage
>Now she reminds me of it every year
>Never lets me live it down
>Almost killed in a hospital