>one day just walking my dog
>reach the end of the route and turn around
>notice a truck that wasn't there before
>start walking back
>turn to look
>four grown men each eating ice cream in the back of the truck
>manage to squeeze out a reply
>one man with a mustache finishes his cone
>"kid we gotta extra cone if you want it"
>consider the fact that it probably has aids and razorblades in it
>after i sat there too long they all suddenly shot me a look
> ;"Daryll, get the cooler, we got a customer heh heheh"
>redneck skinny ass one pulls out a ****** yeti cooler from behind him
>"Uhh boss there aint no more nutty buddys in here"
>fat black guy speaks up
>"Yeah I had da last one boss. I didn't think anyone else would want it"
>An expression of disbelief washes across the boss's face
>"GODDAMNIT TYRONE, I'M GODDAMN TIRED OF YOU ****** EATIN ALL THE ****** **** I BRING FOR YOU
>tyrone's sad ******* face was like a sweaty deflated bowling ball
>"Whatever. We're getting the **** out here, hear me?"
>Truck starts up and drives away
>Thinkin wtf just happened
>that's when I realized they stole my ******* dog