two guys are drinking at a bar
one says to other "i need to get home or my wife will put me on the couch"
the other says "stay with me till closing and i will tell you how to get out of it"
so he stays 3am bar closes
they are outside he says "so what do i do?"
"go home put WD40 on the hindges and sneak up to your room jump under the sheets and eat her out."
he gets home uses the WD40 get up to his room and goes to town on her pussy
40mins later hes done
he has bald spots from where she pulled his hair and stratch marks on his back.
he says"im going to clean up"
he goes to the bathroom
he sees his wife in the shower
she says "be quiet your mom is in our room sleeping"
