seriously, dirty-secrets is on the front page for two days and some of them were funny, but then the people complaining about it take over and we get unfunny complaints for the next two days. In other words, thumbwhoring complainers only make things worse.
now some funny so I'm not a hypocrite:
Groucho Marx Quotes
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.