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fuck my life

Be 23
Go to visit girl you like at her home
confess like a boss
Tell her you like her a lot
She blushes
After hours of hanging out you understand she tryn to push you into friendzone
Make creepy smile when she tells you that you are her best friend and it should stay like this
Suddenly starting to talk about fuckin douchebag who is 31 yo, 8 classes of education and lives with his mom
MFW she tells you she actually love this douchebag and lost her virginity to him

Fuck the world
Stand up, tell her you need to use toilet
Take massive shit, I mean it looks like rod of doom
Splash to tissue you used to wipe ass on the wall
Dont flush
Walk out like a boss
No regrets

Now she is pregnant from that douche and they live together at his mom house, chick had to sell the apartment cuz that douche couldnt handle the bank loan he took to buy his BMW, also that douchebag drinks all the time, he lost his job and they live off from his mother pension.

I live in nice house, make 2300 euros a month and drive Crysler 300C but im still alone...

Still not sure who won this one....me or her.
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User avatar #23 - feedmynoob (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You lose because you drive a Crysler 300C.
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#29 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]
She won, because you're still thinking about her and she couldn't give two fucks what you're doing.
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User avatar #3 - ipodnano (07/14/2012) [-]
Seems like someone is extremely butthurt.
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#19 - ginginhunter (07/15/2012) [-]
meanwhile , that bitch is sucking some douches dick , while you can afford yourself the best cock sucking prostitutes , you win brother
meanwhile , that bitch is sucking some douches dick , while you can afford yourself the best cock sucking prostitutes , you win brother
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User avatar #85 - Hugarr (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What actually happened:

>Op being 23
>Liking some chick
>She likes somebody else
>OP gets butthurt
>Makes up shit about them on Funnyjunk
>'Yeah. That'll show her"
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User avatar #67 - robxsandwich (07/15/2012) [-]
So because she fell n love with someone you consider a douche, you become a douche to her. No one really won in my opinion.
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#27 - jamestb **User deleted account** (07/15/2012) [-]
you win my friend, pussy isn't everything. though you can now buy better pussy than her's
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#24 - fritzmeister (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is it 2300 euros after taxes?
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#82 - MaStaR **User deleted account** (07/15/2012) [-]
You win, big time.
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#56 - jakeasaurushearn (07/15/2012) [-]
Your currency is the euro, everybody lost.
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#52 - falloutone (07/15/2012) [-]
why would you like a girl who is obviously a bad person...
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#14 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
don't confess man, don't ever confess....
consider that you are playing the game wrong..
The only way to get a woman truly attached to you is to pound the hell out of her until she wants more. Think about it, she went nuts over him for the simple fact that he pounded that shit like she wanted.
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#9 - bieberjuice **User deleted account** (07/15/2012) [-]
you won, or rather,_ she lost_.
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User avatar #81 - biggrand ONLINE (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be hot white chick in highschool
> get knocked up by black guy
> hes stays with you and you have the kid
> no profit
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#72 - yiffsforlyfe (07/15/2012) [-]
In the event that I even consider this to be a true story, then why the hell would you even need to ask? You live a nice life and got to smear your shit on the bathroom wall at some sluts house.
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#31 - luckystrikeffs (07/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**luckystrikeffs rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Evolution ** you're 23 and you make 2300 per month... i'm 23 with a steady job and make 811. i guess you win in more than 1 factors
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User avatar #16 - Wernette (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the friendzone aka I'm mad because a girl rejected me nicely because she had feelings for somebody else already

you did win though
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#1 - odinistic (07/14/2012) [-]
I'm almost crying of laughter after reading this. Sweet fucking Jesus!
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User avatar #87 - domogle (07/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Did you buy that Crysler new or used?
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#78 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]
you
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