>At Grandmas House
>Playing super heros with 8 year old brother
>he climbs ladder, says "I'm Superman!"
>Take him out at the knees, saying "I'm bat man!"
>Hits coffee table on the way down
>Breaks his collar bone in half
>In Emergency room, being questioned by Child Protective Services
>Ask parents "what do I say?"
>Don't see my parents for 2 weeks
>Brother is now Marksman in US Military.