Concussion

>Get really sick
>Pass out and hit head on floor
>Go to doctor 8 months later
>I complain about hallucinations (not the good type)
>Doctor asks what I hear
>I say 'Just voices saying my name'
>Doctor asks 'is that all?'
>I reply 'Yup...and redrum, whatever that is'
>Epic pokerface
> : I
>Doctor awkwardly leaves the room