A business man goes to Japan for a meeting with a Japanese executive. When he arrives he's late and decide to have a little fun and buy himself a prostitute for the night. While he's doing his thing she's screaming at the top of her lungs "Machigatta ana wa! Machigatta ana wa," The guy has no idea what she's saying so he finishes, pays her, and goes to sleep.
The next day he has his meeting and goes golfing with the Japanese executive. While playing he makes a hole-in-on. No knowing what to say he scream "Machigatta ana wa, Machigatta ana wa," the executive whispers to the translator and ask. "why does he keep saying wrong hole?"
TL;DR? **** you that was funny