July 4th

Today is the day I celebrate the time my country used its entire army aided by some random straggling bums with guns and used it to defeat a teensy fraction of the English army who was tired and dying after a long boat ride onto our own turf, and I do so by shooting off an invention of the chinese and eating food originating from hamburg...

and I won't complain for a second about it! YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS ENGLAND NOM NOM HOT DOG NOM