Should have just flushed it
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My grandma got me a guppy fish for my birthday a month ago- Just one. Don’t want it, but would feel guilty if I flushed it. Take it to work. Fish looks like a fat cow and can’t swim right. Last Friday she looked near death. Secretly hoped she'd die over the weekend. Today came in and there she was swimming happily. Notice she looks thin. Tap her bowl- dozens of little babies go ape ****. FML. Look up online how to take care of the bastard children and see this: "The interesting thing is that only after a few hours of giving birth, the female Guppy is ready for conception again. If the male does not wish to mate soon after the female has given birth, the female can use stored sperm from the last mating." I DARE THE WHORE.