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    So, I just uploaded my first posts. I've decided that I'm going to try to make somebody's day every time. I know it'll be hard to do, but I'm going to try. Feel free to comment on what you'd like to see, from text to pictures to comics, I'll try my best to do it for you guys. I visit FJ pretty often, so I'll try to get things done quickly. Thanks for reading, and since it w
    long, I'll leave you with some bad jokes.

    TL'DR: I'm trying you make you day in some way. So go ahead, make my day by making your day.

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    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

    Two scientists walk into a bar. The bar tender asks what they want to drink. The first scientist says "I'll have some H20"
    The second scientist says "Yeah I'l have some water too," He turns to the first scientist and says "why did you say H20, I know it's the chemical makeup for water and all but why after work?" The first scientist turns away, angry that his assassination attempt has failed.

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    User avatar#3 - alanabanana
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    Videotape yourself licking a random stranger's face, and their reaction. That or one of your parent's faces. >:D
    User avatar#4 to #3 - imapenguinyep [OP]
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    Awesome. OP will try to deliver.
    User avatar#1 - Sanguinarian
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    i'm feeling really retarded but explain the second joke please...
    #2 to #1 - anon id: 68bccd0e
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    H20 is obviously water. but H202 is hydrogen perioxide which is poisonous. so if the second scientist ordered "H20 too"....
    User avatar#5 to #2 - Sanguinarian
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    wow, sad part is i knew that because i just took chemistry, but thanks
     
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