OMFG help me!

first of all you will need to clear all your browsing history.... then you will have to delete every song you have on itunes, after you have done that you will need to get a knife. Ones you have bought the knife you will go very silently in to your parents room, target your mother and start stabbing her. Ones you have killed your mother you will have to run in to the city and find the tallest high tower using siri if available. Reach the top and imminently jump ones you' ve reached the ground floor you will be able to access the NSFW Content.... FJ wishes you good luck