Atheist teacher gets absolutely owned

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was
teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept
that he was the most highly-evolved being that the world has ever known, even
greater than Jesus Christ"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served
1500 hours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all
military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion
years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old
and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now."

The Professor was visibly shakened and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species. He
stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted
Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the
room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The
pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and
enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay
plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.