I always hear all of this "Forever Alone" nice guy can't get laid ******** , so I've decided to help you out.
GO TAKE A GIRL TO SEE MAGIC MIKE.
Seriously, I know it sounds unendingly gay to watch a stripper movie BUT if she doesn't jump on you the second you get out of public, or sooner, she is clearly genderless or a lesbian. I marveled at the stupidity of male significant others as I watched females swarm the theatre.
I just saw it. It is lady viagra.
This has been a PSA from Mackenzieofcourse.
Good luck men.